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Utter Nonsense
by . Crystalwizard

Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.

Feeling silly

Fifteen sheep and a big fat rat
All ran away from a small skinny cat

They jumped over logs
They jumped over trees
They tripped over hogs
They skinned up their knees.

A silly old mouse
with his nose in the air
bit into a fig
and a peach and a pear

Nine turtles went crawling
Across the back lawn
A pengin, a duck,
A chick and a fawn

All stood 'round and hollared
And loud they did sing.
While little miss Mary
Her toys she did fling.

Too bad it all ended
We had quite a blast
The day that Miss Elrond
Brought Brownies to class!


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Reviewed by John Flanagan 9/5/2008
Gorgeous! Can I be there for the next treat? Love this.
John
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 9/4/2008
Invitingly imaginative, perhaps Miss Elrond should bring brownies to class more often, real cute...

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Glenda Bixler 9/4/2008
Ha! I loved this...it just might lead me to share one of my silly ditties!

Thoroughly enjoyable!
Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis 9/4/2008
I really enjoyed this! Delightful for Kindergarten and/or first grade story-telling, but with broad-range appeal to anyone with a little 'child' left in their heart... What fun it would be to illustrate the images you've provided!
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 9/4/2008
good one
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