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Utter Nonsense
by . Crystalwizard
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Feeling silly

Fifteen sheep and a big fat rat
All ran away from a small skinny cat

They jumped over logs
They jumped over trees
They tripped over hogs
They skinned up their knees.

A silly old mouse
with his nose in the air
bit into a fig
and a peach and a pear

Nine turtles went crawling
Across the back lawn
A pengin, a duck,
A chick and a fawn

All stood 'round and hollared
And loud they did sing.
While little miss Mary
Her toys she did fling.

Too bad it all ended
We had quite a blast
The day that Miss Elrond
Brought Brownies to class!

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Reviewed by John Flanagan
Gorgeous! Can I be there for the next treat? Love this.
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Invitingly imaginative, perhaps Miss Elrond should bring brownies to class more often, real cute...

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Glenda Bixler
Ha! I loved just might lead me to share one of my silly ditties!

Thoroughly enjoyable!
Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis
I really enjoyed this! Delightful for Kindergarten and/or first grade story-telling, but with broad-range appeal to anyone with a little 'child' left in their heart... What fun it would be to illustrate the images you've provided!
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
good one
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