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Knowing Jack
by Ronald W. Hull

Saturday, May 18, 2013
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just a little nonsense to make your day.

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 Knowing Jack

 
You don't know Jack,
like I know Jack.
So why attack,
when you can slack?
 
The next time you get,
a big Mac attack,
eat all you can pack,
and you'll look like Shaq.
 
Am I on the right track?
 
I'm tired of your lack,
so give me some slack,
your gripes are as grimy,
as old yellow shellac.
 
I'm ready for your flack,
Kevlar jacket and pack,
irony in the back,
in a gunnysack.
 
Are you on crack?
 
So take that old jack,
and take up the slack,
pump up the back,
of that Shaq Cadillac.
 
And tie on a tired knack,
with all you admire and pack,
head for the outback shack,
and give me some slack.
 
Please, Jack?
 
Copyright 2013 © Ronald W. Hull
 
5/16/13
 

 

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Reviewed by Karen Springer 5/21/2013
Love this! How fun! Enjoyed this witty little poem.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 5/21/2013
Giggle...thanks for the laughs, Ronald...nice way to start a dreary cloudy chilly day...

Anna
Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger 5/20/2013
~Ron~
Jack Daniels!! Oh, this Jack is quite hilarious!!
Thanks for letting us in on "Knowing Jack"

Lady Mary Ann
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 5/20/2013
Are you on crack???

Are you alluding to Toronto's mayor? Thanks for sharing your wit and humor, Ron. Love and peace to you as always,

Regis
Reviewed by Mor Inchrory 5/20/2013
Hi Ron,
You have started something now. Here is couple more lines for you.

Hey! Paddywack said scouser jack
My money’s gone right down the track
I’ve lost it all on that grey hack.

Seen more speed in a pregnant yak
Who said it was a cert to back?.

Some idiot by the name of Mac.

Best Regards,

Mor.
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson 5/20/2013
Now I once loved a Jack..
now I just eat the cheese!

What a Hoot this piece is!

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 5/20/2013
that's a fact jack...
jumping jack crack...
Reviewed by Isabella Koldras 5/19/2013
Knowing Jack...an insightful way to spend
a lazy weekend afternoon....Is Jack over reacting?
A fantastic, funny, words twister.
Thank you, Ronald for...nice and relaxing moment.
With warm regards Isabella.
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 5/19/2013
This was fun to read! Thank you.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by E. Phillips 5/19/2013
Too many Jacks fit this description - the one in the box, the nimble guy, Frost, the Ripper. I'm going with the Ripper.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/19/2013
Such a "Jack-off" you can be sometimes, but for the most part a wonderful fun write that I find I needed today, thanks...;-) e
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 5/19/2013
Now this gave me a big smile! Excellent Ron...
thank you for making my day...

Love and Light
Lily
Reviewed by Linda Hill 5/19/2013
Ron,

Enjoyed this, Ron. Thanks for my smile this morning. Delightful poetry!

Many blessings,
+Linda
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/19/2013
I am often relegated to the old outback shack,
Sent there by my mean spouse with my little Jack
(a terror in a little rat terrier's body!)
Reviewed by Douglas Bentley 5/18/2013
Fun read Jack--son
Reviewed by Paul Berube 5/18/2013
Personally? You don't know Jack. ;-) Nicely done.
Reviewed by D. Vaineo 5/18/2013
Not Jack Nickelson??

Deborah
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater 5/18/2013
I love when you hijack the poetry board! Endorsement wise, hull, and that's the part where you know jack ship!
Reviewed by Ingeborg von Finsterwalde 5/18/2013
I go along with that....LOL...Thank you for a good laugh.

Ingeborg
Reviewed by Myrna Badgerow 5/18/2013
Methink Jack shows each of us a different side of himself..and ain't gonna cut anybody any slack lol Loved the poem!
Reviewed by Odin Roark 5/18/2013
Fun read. Good for me, this oft times overly serious writer.
Reviewed by D Johnson 5/18/2013
Ronald, I must tell you that I have been clean and sober as well as substance free of Mac Attacks and surrendering to the Whopper at Burger King, but your cute little ditty is close to making me fall off the wagon...sorry mate, no slack, but a funny poem.
Cheers,
Dan...

btw, now I'm really hungry
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 5/18/2013
I know Jack like I know the palm of my hand. As you so aptly put to us Jack's clean out of slack. Jump high, bend low, Jack is full of it . . .
Reviewed by Jansen Estrup 5/18/2013
Alas, alack, my physician is a quack, and
I'm a hack with a keyboard Mac ...
and like Shaq's smack, too. Thanks for
the smile ...
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