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I Yam A Potato
by Frank Koerner

Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I yam possessed all the time
by some nursery rhyme,
seeking new plays on words
involving computer nerds.....


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My thanks to Ron (Sketchman) Axelson for his very artful help.....

 

                       Then.... 
 
 
 
 
 Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie.
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum
And said, “What a good boy am I.”
 
                   Now.....               
 
 Couch Tater J. Horner sat in a corner
And played with his Christmas PC.
Plugging thumb drive so sloppy, he pushed ‘stead a floppy
And said, “Who's a good yam?  'Tis me.”
 
 Copyright © 2013 by Frank Koerner 
 

 

 

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Reviewed by Edward Phillips 12/19/2013
I good to the finish cause I eats me spinach
I'm Poop Dogg the music man, I yam.
Reviewed by Vivian Wyatt 12/19/2013
This is cute
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 12/18/2013
Wasn't that big Frank Korner that sat in the corner and yammed another disk in the pc pie hole. Yam, you're good!

Ron
Reviewed by Michael Schafer 12/18/2013
I yam what I yam.

Michael D.
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