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I Yam A Potato
by Frank Koerner
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.

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I yam consumed all the time
by some nursery rhyme,
seeking new plays on words
involving PC nerds.....

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner

Eating his Christmas pie.

He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum

And said, “What a good boy am I.”

 

 

Couch Tater J. Horner sat in a corner

And played with his Christmas PC.

Plugging thumb drive so sloppy, he pushed ‘stead a floppy

And said, “What's a good yam?  'Tis me.”

 

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Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 5/19/2009
Originality counts and you have done well in this whimsical tale...

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by The Bear Paw 5/19/2009
Hi Frank, LOL at Ron there! Couch tater doesn't know any better, eh?
Like the fun feel of this write... thank you for sharing...

In Spirit,
Bear
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 5/19/2009
"Who gives a Yam?" Good one Frank...
Take care,
Ron


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