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I Yam A Potato
by Frank Koerner
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I yam possessed all the time
by some nursery rhyme,
seeking new plays on words
involving computer nerds.....


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My thanks to Ron (Sketchman) Axelson for his very artful help.....

 

                       Then.... 
 
 
 
 
 Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie.
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum
And said, “What a good boy am I.”
 
                   Now.....               
 
 Couch Tater J. Horner sat in a corner
And played with his Christmas PC.
Plugging thumb drive so sloppy, he pushed ‘stead a floppy
And said, “Who's a good yam?  'Tis me.”
 
 Copyright © 2013 by Frank Koerner 
 

 

 

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Reviewed by Edward Phillips
I good to the finish cause I eats me spinach
I'm Poop Dogg the music man, I yam.
Reviewed by Vivian Wyatt
This is cute
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Wasn't that big Frank Korner that sat in the corner and yammed another disk in the pc pie hole. Yam, you're good!

Ron
Reviewed by Michael Schafer
I yam what I yam.

Michael D.
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The Man Who Saved Christmas by Jeff Ovall

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