UUoman

A is her underwear half way down her legs
B is her buttocks resting on the toilet seat while she’s clipping her toenails
C is one of her springing nail clips that slapped me in the face
D is her tongue sticking out as a response to my requests to be more careful
E is her 3 fingers assuring me she would be ready in 3 minutes
F is her 2 fingers assuring me she would be ready in 2 minutes half an hour later
G is her lower lip pressed under her upper teeth to show concern about the delay reminded to her over the phone
H is her torso with a waist measuring device wound around it
I is who she’s asking to write down her waist size of the day before she forgets it
J is how she wants the right side of her hair to bend with the help of a fan
K is her foot graciously deformed in strawberry red high-heels with the untied strap sticking out
and slightly vibrating as I quickly passed by
L is her other foot idly waiting for gracious deformation
M is her upper lip sending me air kisses in response to my threats to leave without her
N is her fancy skirt that covers only her left leg with humongous sunflowers
O is her mouth wide open while she’s adding volume to her eyelashes
P is her breast’s profile with the belly pulled back by deep inhalation
Q is our kitten’s tail I’m stealthily shoving into her mouth while she’s adding volume to her eyelashes
R is her breast profile with her stretched arms pressing the boobs for temporary maximum inflation
she soon gets rid of with a little giggle
S is a flock of curls she’s removing from her beautiful face to remove some invisible acne with her fingernails
T is how her eyebrows would look like if she failed to find tweezers for over a week
U is her pretty spacious earlobe which she strongly believes is a sign of amorousness
V is the front part of her underwear revealed after she decided to change her skirt
W is what’s behind the front part of her underwear she eventually took off to wear strings instead
X is her nose sadly touching its reflection on the window pane when I looked at it from above standing behind her as rain drops bombarded our street
Y is how she would have frowned at the little boy kicking a puppy soaking wet behind the window if she had never gotten hold of those tweezers
Z was the end of my patience when I dragged her outdoors pushed her into the car and drove off thinking of a good excuse for our delay