Dinner @ Grandma's
by Todd-Michael St. Pierre
Monday, November 20, 2006
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From the book "A Woolly Mammoth on Amelia Street: Read Aloud Poems4Kids" by Todd-Michael St. Pierre
Dinner at my Grandma's can drive a kid to fits,
The last time she fed me pig poo and olive pits!
This time was even worse; she cooked a big brown snake!
The food was a nightmare, though I was wide awake!
Caterpillar cornbread, a sliver of liver,
Bumble bees mixed with peas! How can I forgive her?
She force-fed me spiders, a hedgehog and a half,
"Eat those sweet lizard feet," she told me with a laugh.
My eyes ran out of tears, from all this child abuse,
She even made me drink a glass of onion juice!
Poison ivy salad that made my insides itch,
I'm starting to believe that grandma is a witch!
I begged and I begged, but of all the twisted things,
For dessert she brought out some buttered beetle wings.
Dinner at my Grandma's can drive a kid to fits...
It's better when she feeds me Goat Guts and Garlic Grits!
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|Reviewed by richard cederberg
|What a wonderful and special calling you have. Your work is unique, humorous, and always entertaining. Keep it up!
|Reviewed by Janeen Robichaud
|OMG LOLOL!! This is hilarious. I'm soon to become a first time grandma; I'll have to remember this poem so my grandson will think I'm the best grandma alive! LOL This poem was really, really cute. I'll have to read more of your material.|
|Reviewed by K. Mulroney
|lol! what no cat gut cookies! what kinda grandma have you got??? lol!|
|Reviewed by Randall Barfield
|good fun read if this doesn't make them laugh... thanks for sharing and cheers on that BIG day!|
|Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
|Reviewed by Michelle Mills
|I think I need to go barf now...oh my gosh!|
|Reviewed by Rusty Daily
|Yup, this is a goodun. Great imagination, rhyme and timing.
|Reviewed by Angel Darkness
|OMG that was sooo funy love the poem ^_^|