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Dinner @ Grandma's
by Todd-Michael St. Pierre
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From the book "A Woolly Mammoth on Amelia Street: Read Aloud Poems4Kids" by Todd-Michael St. Pierre


Dinner at my Grandma's can drive a kid to fits,
The last time she fed me pig poo and olive pits!
This time was even worse; she cooked a big brown snake!
The food was a nightmare, though I was wide awake!
Caterpillar cornbread, a sliver of liver,
Bumble bees mixed with peas! How can I forgive her?
She force-fed me spiders, a hedgehog and a half,
"Eat those sweet lizard feet," she told me with a laugh.
My eyes ran out of tears, from all this child abuse,
She even made me drink a glass of onion juice!
Poison ivy salad that made my insides itch,
I'm starting to believe that grandma is a witch!
I begged and I begged, but of all the twisted things,
For dessert she brought out some buttered beetle wings.
Dinner at my Grandma's can drive a kid to fits...

It's better when she feeds me Goat Guts and Garlic Grits!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

  

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

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Reviewed by richard cederberg
What a wonderful and special calling you have. Your work is unique, humorous, and always entertaining. Keep it up!
Richard
Reviewed by Janeen Robichaud
OMG LOLOL!! This is hilarious. I'm soon to become a first time grandma; I'll have to remember this poem so my grandson will think I'm the best grandma alive! LOL This poem was really, really cute. I'll have to read more of your material.
Reviewed by K. Mulroney
lol! what no cat gut cookies! what kinda grandma have you got??? lol!
Reviewed by Randall Barfield
good fun read if this doesn't make them laugh... thanks for sharing and cheers on that BIG day!
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Oh my
Reviewed by Michelle Mills
I think I need to go barf now...oh my gosh!
Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Yup, this is a goodun. Great imagination, rhyme and timing.
Rusty
Reviewed by Angel Darkness
OMG that was sooo funy love the poem ^_^
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