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Umlaylaziza Y Givens

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Back in da day
by Umlaylaziza Y Givens
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I was jus bored.

Remember bsck in da day when your mother use to comb your hair wth a fork. Your Grandmother is fat and sloppy cuz she didn't stop eating pork.

The kids who had candy didn't want to share. They all got what they wanted and went to summer camps. You couldn't go cuz your moms only receives food stamps.

You sharpen your pencils with a knife, your brother jus had sex with ur wife. You are slightly retarded because you got hit the head with two metal objects. i wrote this poem cuz u live in the projects.

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