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What's Wrong With Me?
by Stan Swanson
Friday, December 11, 2009
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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A funny zombie poem

by Stan Swanson
Mom says where's your homework
And take a bath, you reek.
Mom says change your underwear
Jeez, I did that just last week.
It's strange I can't remember things
Now doesn't that seem weird?
My head is empty, dull and blank
My past had disappeared.
Maybe I'm a zombie kid
A dead amnesiac.
And when mommy's fast asleep tonight
Perhaps I'll have a snack.
Mom sounds quite delicious
I know I can't abstain.
A little bit of innards
A smorgasborg of brain.
So no more silly homework
No dumb bedtime curfew
And I'll never change my underwear
'Cause zombies never do.


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Reviewed by Glen Manese 9/1/2011
You've explain that well from the perspective to reader... just each line carries to the next... Thanks for sharing...

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