AuthorsDen.com   Join (Free!) | Login  

     Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
   Services MarketPlace (Free to post!)
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    eBOOKS new!     BOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    EVENTS    VIDEOS    GOLD    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Doug Boren, iRoxanne Howe-Murphy, iRoger Vizi, iCHANTI LACE, iJoAnna Drelleshak, iJeff Alt, iR.E.E.S Blogs Linda Smith, Publisher, i

  Home > Poetry > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Daniel M Berghoff

· Become a Fan
· Contact me
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· 9 Titles
· 6 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Sep, 2007

Daniel M Berghoff, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.


Popular Poetry (Poetry)
  1.  larger voice
  2.  I Wish I Could Tell You...
  3.  Transmorpho
  4.  Springtime Breeze
  5.  Woodsmoke and Possibility....
  6.  Controlled Manner
  7.  Not Of Gold
  8.  Day's End
  9.  The Mask
  10.  In Loving Memory
  11.  Potting Plants
  12.  I Wish I Knew
  13.  Old Age
  14.  Time Started
  15.  Springtime Beach
  16.  Running On Empty
  17.  I'm Thankful For
  18.  My Poems
  19.  Morning Walk
  20.  The Daily Unseen Wars



TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT
by Daniel M Berghoff

Saturday, September 15, 2007
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Become a Fan

Recent poems by Daniel M Berghoff
•  HISTORY OF WAR
•  ABC's of an Alliterative Humanity
•  Halloween Night
           >> View all 4

A humorous poem inspired by the movie "AIRPORT" and the commercials of SOUTHWEST AIRLINES.

Driving in rain,
bad day at work;
my back in pain-
my juice lacked perk.

I picked a bad day to give up coffee.

The boss just died,
my wife loudly cried,
my best friend lied,
my computer got fried.

I picked a bad week to give up beer.

The police just rang,
my daughter is on drugs,
her pet parakeet sang
of boyfriend thugs.

I picked a bad month to give up smoking.

My lawyer got jailed,
my accountant is missing,
my sex-drive just failed,
my wife stopped kissing.

I picked a bad year to give up coke.

"LOOK IN THE MIRROR"
Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!


Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson 9/19/2007
hahahahaha
and i thought i was going through some stuff (LOL)

wonderful share
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 9/17/2007
Very creative way to sum daily living ....

Be safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo 9/16/2007
Get me outa' here. Take me to the airport - anywhere but here.

Gosh, I've had those kind of days, but you make them sound funny - stress reliever.

Kathy



Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us


Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.