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Daniel M Berghoff

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TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT
by Daniel M Berghoff

Saturday, September 15, 2007
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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A humorous poem inspired by the movie "AIRPORT" and the commercials of SOUTHWEST AIRLINES.

Driving in rain,
bad day at work;
my back in pain-
my juice lacked perk.

I picked a bad day to give up coffee.

The boss just died,
my wife loudly cried,
my best friend lied,
my computer got fried.

I picked a bad week to give up beer.

The police just rang,
my daughter is on drugs,
her pet parakeet sang
of boyfriend thugs.

I picked a bad month to give up smoking.

My lawyer got jailed,
my accountant is missing,
my sex-drive just failed,
my wife stopped kissing.

I picked a bad year to give up coke.

"LOOK IN THE MIRROR"

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Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson 9/19/2007
hahahahaha
and i thought i was going through some stuff (LOL)

wonderful share
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 9/17/2007
Very creative way to sum daily living ....

Be safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo 9/16/2007
Get me outa' here. Take me to the airport - anywhere but here.

Gosh, I've had those kind of days, but you make them sound funny - stress reliever.

Kathy
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