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My Dog is a Thief!
by Sara Wadington

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(o: Just a silly little ditty about my dog with a cartoony picture I drew of him in the act~~:))

Cute as a button
Sweet as can be
My dog takes so much pride
In stealing from me

Headfirst into the laundry basket he'll climb
Oh what a silly sight to see
This pup with his butt in the air
Little tail happily waggling away
As hes delightfully rummaging through the cloths in there
Then coming out with some panties and socks
To treasure and chew on and toss about
Hes even redesigned a couple of pair
Victorias Secret better look out
Ive got my own haute couture doggy designer in-house

My dog is a thief
But he likes to get caught
Because when he gets bored
He'll show me what hes got
As he parades back and forth
With the prize in his mouth
Whats That!! Ill exclaim
And make a big fuss
It becomes a grand game
The chase is on!

Ill pretend to dive at him and land on the bed
Off he jumps with a Ha! Ha!!
Cause I always miss and he escapes instead
And he runs off down the hall
Skittering across the kitchen floor
Around the living room and over the sofa
Then sprints back out through the door

Cant get me! He woofs, Im way too fast!!
Its really quite fun
Were both having a blast

Now hes resting one of his prizes
My furry little thief
Snoozing right next to me
Isnt he bold?
But my pups so sweet
Just so darn cute
So Ill let him sleep
Until Im done typing this
Then Ill turn slowly around
And say..
Whats That!!!

Hooray! he woofs
And gleefully runs
With me charging after him
The game is on!


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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Delightful, Sara. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by Ashraf Goreja (Reader)
Quite nice indeed.

Reviewed by Birdie Houston
This was soooooooooo cute
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
enjoyed this!!
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
A friend's dog actually swallowed a pair of panties. Everything came out okay at the end, though. Loved your poem. Check out my poem, Russells.
Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*
Love this very playful poem ... made me smile!

Reviewed by jude forese
cute, adorable poem...
Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader)
LOL Love this story.. what an adorable read.. (smile)
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Adorable poem
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Cute little fellow. A delight to read.
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Sara I love your Harry dog stories, they should be published. The graphic is great too!Love your talent!Good to see you here at the Den;-)
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Hee, hee, your doggie is a mess
He has a gret master!
Good job on the doggie cartoon
Great to read you again......
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