That stupid machine whines,
"Press Start To Begin."
I live in this store,
And I call you to
"Press Start."
Stupid machine flashes lights
As I put down plastic liner.
You have re-useable carrier,
"Unexpected Item in Bagging Area!"
Stupid machine bleats
As I rearrange my goods.
Now you get mad
"Item removed!"
Count coins when it's time to pay,
"Cards only today!"
You see scribbled note,
And go back to your wallet.
Stupid machine doesn't stop,
As I gather my bags.
You swear as you go,
Ignoring my "thank you".