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Frank and Sal Get Married at Easter
by Joan Kay
Monday, January 21, 2008
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As a Senior Citizen I am not into a lot of fashion but I decided I needed a new top and skirt for a wedding. It didn't stop there, I had to get all the other bits and pieces to go with it.


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FRANK AND SAL GET MARRIED AT EASTER


Joan Kay


I bought a suit after a search
One I can later wear to Church
For when Frank and Sal get married at Easter.


A camisole top in the colour of cream
Would set my outfit off like a dream
For I had bought a suit after a search
One I can later wear to Church
For when Frank and Sal get married at Easter




Needed new shoes -
Slight heels I can always use
With my camisole top in the colour of cream
That would set my outfit off like a dream
For I had bought a suit after a search
One I can later wear to Church
For when Frank and Sal get married at Easter.

Next a handbag I can carry with ease
Big enough to hold my wallet and keys
With my needed new shoes
With slight heels I can always use
With my camisole top in the colour of cream
That would set my outfit off like a dream
For I had bought a suit after a search
One I can later wear to Church
For when Frank and Sal get married at Easter!

I have booked a perm
So my hair will stay firm
And with my handbag I can carry with ease
Big enough to hold my wallet and keys
With my needed new shoes
With slight heels I can always use
With my camisole top in the colour of cream
That would set my outfit off like a dream
For I had bought a suit after a search
One I could later wear to Church
For when Frank and Sal get married at Easter!

I will need to find earrings with a slight drop
Will this buying ever stop!
Because I have booked a perm
So my hair will stay firm
And with my handbag I can carry with ease
Big enough to hold my wallet and keys
With my needed new shoes


With slight heels I can always use
With my camisole top in the colour of cream
That would set my outfit off like a dream
For I had bought a suit after a search
One I could later wear to Church
For when Frank and Sal get married at Easter!


I've gone to all this expense, what the heck!
Will have to buy a necklace for my neck
For I'll have to find earrings with a slight drop
Will this buying ever stop?
Because I have booked a perm
So my hair will stay firm
And with my handbag I can carry with ease
Big enough to hold my wallet and keys
With my needed new shoes
With slight heels I can always use
With my camisole top in the colour of cream
That would set my outfit off like a dream
For I had bought a suit after a search
One I could later wear to Church
For when Frank and Sal get married at Easter!!

All jokes aside
I feel like the dad in 'Father of the Bride'
And wouldn't sing these songs


 If I could just wear shorts and thongs!
 



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