' Hey Ferret Face turn around we have something for you.'
He turn around and a pie would hit him in the facw.Ferret
Face or a Major called Frank Burns turned and walked
away,Hey Ferret Face.'
Stepping in manure Frank cursed out loud wiping it off
his shoes ,hey Ferret Face look at yourself reading the
bible all the time being tormented by your tentmates.'
Hey Ferret Face watch your step and this is the Army.'
Frank sleeping felt cold his feet in a bucket of water,
Hey Ferret Face you salute too much.' Hey Ferret Face.'
Frank met Hot Lips Houlihan behind the showers and
started making out, Hey Ferret Face you have to kiss
with both lips not just one,Hey Ferret Face.'
You didn't finish your food give it to Ferret Face he'll
eat it,he never lets nothing go to waste,Hey Ferret
Face.'end. a tribute to one of the sleeper characters
of MASH,I thought he was never used right .