Holy shit cried the mother
tearing out her hair
would ye ever all shut up
ye,ve been fighting now 15 solid years
i've really had enough
yer never in agreement
you'll always disagree
you'll never stop an argument
until its stopped by me.
you'd fight about the telly
the kitchen or the dog
ye'd bicker about a twig
if the other thought a log
ye snipe and snide
you'd grin and scowl
bout anything at all
ye'd cry and shout
give in give out
bout tbig or small
you'd tear up the house in arguments
you'd destroy the entire place
you'd beat each others brains out
rearrange each others face
I'm sick of it tells ya
i cant handle any more
you've broken another window
and spilled ketchup on the floor
your always sad and sulky
when the other isn't here
and when they for jesus sake
you'd wish they'd disappear
no more, no more,
i've really had enough
you want to have an argument
well ya cant, so tough
any more of these displays
you'll wish you were not born
think of starting it up again
i'm not even going to warn
you before i tear your heads off
and feed them to the birds
there partial to a slice of trouble,
at least thats what i've heard
ill take away all yer clothes
youll go to school in the nip
youll get no crust of mouldy bread
nor water, not a sip
ill burn all of your books
and all the dvds
you say i wont i disagree
ill do it all with ease
this brotherly dispute
has got to end right now
you think i'm bad now, you wait and see
i ll become a right aul cow
ill take away all privileges, all money and all stuff
and if you don't seem to see the point
and if you just don't get it
and if you keep on fighting well
you can just forget it.