Women are better than men,
For more reasons than youíd think,
All we ask for is a little respect,
We donít trade in derogatory winks.
Yes, we take our time getting ready,
Yes, weíre not always in a good mood,
Itís better than turning up,
Late and permanently prepared for food.
We eat politely,
Chew with our mouths shut,
Yes, we got to the ladiesí quite often,
Itís better than peeing against a hut.
You think youíre a better driver,
You think youíre hilariously funny,
When really we laugh from politeness,
We get annoyed when you call us, Ďhoneyí.
We get pissed off when you donít call,
When you say you will,
Donít get angry because we have a life,
And donít want to stay in!
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee,
But I can justify any,
I can talk to my friends,
Asking if my bum is big,
I know you canít, because youíre a man,
AND YOUíRE JUST A PIG!
I don't drive in circles,
At any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
Admitting I'm lost.
You talk to my chest,
Not to my face,
You think youíre funny when you ask,
ĎDo you wanna sleep round my place?í
Face it, men,
Women are a hundred times better than men,
We rule the earth,
We can do it all, so,