Father told the mother "If he takes money, he'll be a businessman, If he takes the bible he'll be a preist, but if he takes the bottle he'll be a drunkard"
So the Parents waited behind a closed closet and left a note saying that 'I'll be home later'
The son, young Raji Abrahams looked at the ten pounds note under the light and put it in his pocket, then he flicked the bible and took it also and finally he'd opened the bottle of whisky, took an appeciate whiff and took this in his room also.
His father Rojob Abrahams slapped his forehead and says "Wow! It's even worse than I imagined. "What do you mean?" inquired the women."Raji is going to be a Politician!"
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When Rojob Abrahams was born, the doctor said "Well, you've got a treasure here". mother says "Let's go and bury it"
One Solicitor and Rojob Abrahams dies together and by some mistake- Rojob Abrahams sent to Hell, the Solicitior was sent in heaven. The Devil just cannot accept this terrible mistake made and wanted to rectify the whole thing- so he sent Rojob Abrahams to heaven and asked for this Solicitor to be brought down a peg..
On halfway they met- Rojob Abrahams "I'm looking foreward to be with my virgin angel. The Solicitor "I'm afraid it's too late!"
free barbie joke
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Ballerina Barbie For $19.95
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95
Skater Barbie for $19.95
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95."
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir...,Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's nuts."