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it's not what you think : -)
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a little bit of fun. :-)



it snuck in when i least expected it to.
a murderous odor assaulted my nose.

it singed the nose hairs and brought tears to my eyes.
how awful.  it smelled like something decomposed.

i turned to my hubby and blamed him for it.
"what?  do you think i would do something like that?

why do you always think it's me who did it?
i didn't do it.  it's coming from the cat."

i turned to kitty, tried to blame her for it.
her poor little nose was twisted in a knot.

poor thing looked like she was going to get sick.
i knew it wasn't the kitty.  it was spot!

i turned to the dog, spot, and blamed him for it.
the dog's eyes were crossed, he'd passed out on the floor.

if it wasn't hubby, kitty, dog--then who???
my God, it stunk like a dying dinosaur!

i was about to to throw up--it was so foul.
it could be a weapon to win any war.

when all of a sudden, the answer walked in.
it came from a skunk who wandered through the door!


PEE-YEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

*got ya!*  hee hee :-)

(C) Copy written, 2004, by Karla Dorman.



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Reviewed by Simon Thurlow (Reader) 3/12/2004
LMAO...are you sure about that ?
Reviewed by E. Richardson 3/10/2004
ROFLMAO...methinks Andy has the right thought here...LOL....
"aaahhhh my darhling...wee could make beyouuutiful musak togethar"
ya gotta watch that Pepe!....
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 3/10/2004
LOL
Wonderful write
God Bless
~Michelle~
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 3/10/2004
LOL, just what I thought, it wasn't what I thought.

Pepe la pue is after you..
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 3/10/2004
Call me crazy but from a distance, I like the smell of skunk, reminds me of Vietnam.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/9/2004
Karla, skunk is the worst you in a fun mood;-)? Hope it never really happens you would faint;-)!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/9/2004
Yikes!!!

Smelly write Karla!!

Thanks for giving us a "smell" of it!!

Lov etinka
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 3/9/2004
Now that will turn your stomach! I was sitting quietly on a porch and a skunk came right in front of me. I was so still, not moving a muscle, remaining statue like. Lucky for me it didn't see me as a threat and waddled away. I left the porch. Often wondered if I met one of my power animals that day :-)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/9/2004
(((Karla)))

LOL LM*O, ROTFWHL

Oh, Karla, this is too funny; you got ME good on that ending! What a hySTERICally funny write; I nearly busted out laughing reading this one! (NOT a good thing to do in a LIBRARY!) Thanks for the giggle; I truly enjoyed this poem! This is most definitely a KEEPER! Into my library this goes!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

my favorite two lines were,
"i turned to kitty, tried to blame her for it,/
her poor little nose was twisted in a knot." That is absolutely PRICELESS!! LOL What great imagery!! LOL
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 3/9/2004
Rufuz was worried, he thought you were talking bad of doggies. Fortunately I have yet, nor did he, to find and be attacked by a skunk, I always worry about Rufuz, he loves to chase the animals, specially the squirrels, if one turns out to be a skunk someday, what the heck do I do, maybe move and leave him here...LOL! funny write, I needed a good laugh, thanks...Peace thru the Laugh, Ed & Rufuz
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