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Eating Habits...
by Ed Matlack
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I am in shape, round is a shape...

Eating Habits…


Better off dead,

Than give up bread…


And give up my cheese?

Oh geez, no way please…


Then there is steak and BBQ,

I must forever get my due…


Pretzels & chips,

Go right down to my hips…


Love my milk,

Good for my bones,

Give it up, no way, I do groan…


Eggs, one day good, one day bad,

For me they are great, no way am I sad…


Doctor says I am out of shape,

Like hell, I am in shape, for me, at least,

Round is a good shape, for man or beast…


Exercise I need, I get what I can,

I get some, well my fingers and hand,

Typing poems, reviewing them, oh man…


So all the above, I do for myself,

Why stress over lack of exercise,

It will only kill me,


  © ed – 3/13/04



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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Hehehehehe....round is a good's neverending I say!!

Love Tinka
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