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My New Den Picture
by Ed Matlack
Saturday, March 13, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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My new den picture looks as if I am totally whacky, check it out, I bet you will feel the same...LOL

My New Den Picture…


Looking like a drunk off of skid row,

My new picture seems to definitely show,

Please understand, it was raining & windy, a very big blow,

Hat kept blowing in the wind; Rufuz would chase it,

To the waters edge, then daddy had to wait till it floated,

In on the next wave, and had to the water, shake off,

No, Rufuz this is not a toy for you; don’t you at me, scoff!


That thing that looks like a cape, yes it is my caped crusader one,

No really, it is a duster type raincoat; I love that coat,

Rene’ bought it for me, I have almost worn it out,

Snaps are rusted, zipper broke, it gets worn all the time…

Quite frankly in rain and or shine…


My dark glasses on as the sun did shine through, every now & then,

Just another weird old man, walking the beach, taking pictures,

Hopefully you don’t take that picture to be the real me,

As I really do look better most of the time,

Just ask the love of my life, the one who knows, Rene’…

      © ed – 3/13/04






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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/13/2004
You look like a dark angel to me!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader) 3/13/2004
You look awright to me. Just be yourself.
Reviewed by john zimmerman 3/13/2004
didn't i see just such such
a visage down at the cop-shop???

good write ed

Reviewed by Kate Clifford 3/13/2004
Love it. Fun photos show what a great person you would be to be around :-)
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 3/13/2004
Hee, hee, pictures don't lie, or do they?
Keep up the happy spirit!
Reviewed by Gaylen Sharp 3/13/2004
This is funny. I like it! You look like you had fun that day.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 3/13/2004

you ain't no skid row drunk--i like it! you don't have to explain nothing. :) (but you did, very well!)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

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