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Taxes, Phalli, and the Banker
by Scott D. Zachary
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For the first time in years, I've completed my corporate tax accounting without numerous deadline extensions. For that I have my Honey Bunny to thank. The following is the gist of my feelings about tax accounting in general:

Taxes, Phalli, and the Banker

By Scott D. Zachary
Copyright 2004

The entrepreneur slings
His mighty sword;
The tax man sings
A note of concord.

The entrepreneur diligently nibbles
At his hard-earned score.
The tax man quibbles;
What went to the other shore?

The entrepreneur raises the stakes,
Giving way to embolden the banker.
The tax man takes
Like a phallic wanker.

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
I just finished filing mine. Nice humor, Scott. Thank you. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Oh, Scott...this is priceless!!!
Reviewed by Tami Ryan
Gotta love your endings, Scott. Thanks for the smile.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
LOL! Thanks for the laugh.
Reviewed by Franz Kessler
Yes, Scott, I can feel your frustration with tax. There isn't much heroism in the wide field of tax collection. Wasn't it President Franklin, who said: "There are only two certain things, death and tax." I don't love accountants, particularly when they run my business. Franz
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
A phallic wanker, I freakin' love it, I wish I thought of that combination, I could have used that for a poem of some kind, that is so funny, I wont but it is really cool nonetheless...the whole little diddy was fun as well, you have excellent sense of humor; you should write more humor...enjoyed, Peace thru Friendship, Ed *&* Rufuz (AkA, Woofie)
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