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by Sandra S Corona

Friday, March 19, 2004
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The plural of goose is geese.

Shouldn’t many moose be meese?

The plural of mouse is mice.

Shouldn’t house turn into hice

like louse is plural of lice?


The plural of give is gave,

should many lives be called lave?

The plural of flock is bevy.

Shouldn’t clocks become ‘chevy’?

Why is English so heavy?


The plural of man is men.

Shouldn’t a fan be called fen?

A bunch of flowers, a bouquet

shouldn’t many crows be croquet?

What are you willing to bet


that we’ll master English yet?


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Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain 3/22/2004
Sandra -

A joyful poem for all to behold - charming and wonderful prose!

Reviewed by Cynth'ya 3/21/2004
My bet is, Sis, that not even the English scholars can agree on the mastery. A fun read, indeed!

cynth'ya lewis reed
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/20/2004

Sounds like my english!!

:) Cheese-choose?

Love Tinka
Reviewed by jude forese 3/19/2004
an very humorous lesson in semantics ...
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 3/19/2004
So what, I wonder, is the plural of cheese?
Reviewed by Lori Moore 3/19/2004
I agree, moose, should be meese. Thanks for the smile.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/19/2004
LOL (((HUGS)))
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