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Sex in the Front Seat
by Ed Matlack

Tuesday, March 23, 2004
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The third in a short series, till I burn myself out on these...


Sex in the Front Seat…


 


Damn that center console,


It makes it hard to assume the role,


Of giver of head when driving,


Yes, that’s what I said,


The best is when someone looks,


Over to see this head in the lap,


Of the driver so fun for him,


One hand on the wheel,


The other busy with the head,


Driving slowly, pissing off other drivers,


Staying in the right lane, in case,


Have to pull over and, but this is no race,


Take your time; allow the juice to flow,


The faster you do go,


The shorter this will last,


Oh, there goes a cop with a grin,


Yes, he just did go past,


Motioned me to pull over till this is all past…


              © ed – 3.23.04


 


 


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Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 3/23/2004
So you saw the Pam and Tommy Lee video, too?
Reviewed by E. Richardson 3/23/2004
(laughing my butt off here)...oh my...heheheheheheh....this not only tickled my funny bone(no pun intended) but it brought back memories...there was this time with a cheerleader in my 57 Chevy.....um....ooops...hehehehe...loved this Ed.
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 3/23/2004
Ed, Ed, Ed,.. tsk tsk tsk... with a title like this, I imagine you'll have readers breaking their fingers trying to click over and see what you've done... sigh.. you naughty thing, you... (giggle). Wouldn't this be more delightful and AHEM less dangerous somewhere on a lovely beach, with the waves rolling toward you? Now git going! katy xox. (and don't let me catch you in the back row of the movie theatre.. LOL).
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/23/2004
Hehehehehehe...this was good officer!!

Love Tinka
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