---Air Guitar---

Once many years ago,

I played the guitar; yes I did so,

Forgotten most, played by ear,

But with my fingers, my dear…

At this time I own an Epiphone model,

Bought for me by my lady, when we did toddle,

Through Nashville in a heat that did not coddle…

I kick though at air guitar, Skynard, Hendrix & Clapton,

Can’t hold a candle to me in that respect,

Although I really do certainly hold them in great regard,

The one I do play & have fun at, is the air guitar, I am therein a star!

Sometimes I do play the drums, sometimes the sax & sometimes I sing,

I never, no I don’t, get near any plate glass windows when I do sing,

Belting out a song, at an octave above anyone known, I cannot do too long,

As it will definitely result in a law suit or at the very least, my losing my voice,

Forever and ever is way to long to lose it, even if it was just exactly my choice…

                        © ed – 3/23/04