Join (Free!) | Login  

     Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
   Services MarketPlace (Free to post!)
Where Authors and Readers come together!


Featured Authors:  Robert Mills, iLannah Sawers-Diggins, iKate Saundby, iM. R. Mathias, iGwendolyn Moore, iAllen Smith, iAaron Cole, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Ed Matlack

· Become a Fan
· Contact me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· Messages
· 5,652 Titles
· 42,939 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Featured Book
Password: Death
by Cindy Ziperman

Lonely women plus social media equals superior hunting grounds for a sadistic serial killer. He has remained under law enforcement's radar because he kills all over the ..  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members

Featured Book
Gift of Gamman
by Stan Law (aka Stanislaw Kapuscinski)

Now available on Smashwords and Amazon Kindle..  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members

Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  Crack of Dawn...
  2.  Ma's precious little accident...
  3.  Pop-Ups
  4.  Somebody Blinked
  5.  Did ya ever have a bad week...?
  6.  Halloween is Coming!
  7.  Dog's World
  8.  Dear Santa...
  9.  It's All About Timing
  10.  Addicted...
  11.  A Guitar
  12.  Smile, Darn It
  13.  Mushmouth Kostro...
  14.  Valentine's Day
  15.  Kostro, the Dirtiest Man Alive...
  16.  Turnkey Day
  17.  Everything I Do
  18.  Tits
  19. cracks go...
  20.  Missed again...

Miss Fortune & Shane
by Ed Matlack

Tuesday, March 23, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Become a Fan

Recent poems by Ed Matlack
•  Soulmates from Mother Ocean...
•  My red hot sexy baby...
•  Conversations with the self...
•  Internet Explorer took a crap...
•  My girlfriend Miss Onnie...
           >> View all 5,627

Humor or fantasy, or one mans philosophy, who knows about this one...

Miss Fortune & Shane…


Sounds like a comedy couple,

Or a singing pair, like Sonny & Cher,

Maybe just two people, trying to share,

The billboard of their future fame, at least was Shane…


How do I know these two, you ask?

Met them at a fund raiser for the president,

No not the president of the United States,

For our club we formed, needed a president,

The club is called; “Misfortune is Lame…”


Tired we were of dealing with the excuse,

We formed this club so as not to accuse,

Anyone of being full of the whine & excuses,

To be anymore than that of a full member herein,

Now they can whine and make excuses to their hearts content,

But no one will listen to them, except our two members above,

Yes Miss Fortune & Shane are here to listen,

It is their job, their station in life, to listen and advise…


So now you know who these two folks are,

Are they really real, do they exist in real life, you ask?

Is this club a reality thing or just a fig bar of my vivid imagination?

Well therein lies the crux of the problem,

You have to make up your mind, or try to find, if I am herein giving you a line,

Or am I in reality, being just as honest as the day is long, let me say right now so long…

              © ed – 3/24/04

Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!

Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!

Reviewed by S. Ganguli Prometheus_Media 3/24/2004
Wonderful. Excellent.
Reviewed by Lori Moore 3/24/2004
Cute write.
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen 3/23/2004
Oh, I know, I know, it's a fig bar!! Hahaha! Wow, Ed, talk about surreal, you really hooked me in and left me hanging! Gotta love late night highs! :)
Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg 3/23/2004
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/23/2004
So long...I am out for the day!!

Sleep well!!

love Tinka

Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us

Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.