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Cooking With Katy (DUCK!)
by Katy L Walsvik
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Pot-bellied biscuits
buttoned-down pies
this cookbook I bought
Is telling me lies.

Velveteen squash
with beer-battered butter
I'm preheating with every
word that I utter.

I'm not 'home on the range'
though I make a mean stew.
but octaves of eggplant?
1 patent leather shoe?

Formica potatoes
with cheesy prune soup
no wonder the blender's on strike
this is goop!

My 'doo-dads' are ready
but I'm wearing a frown.
OH, wait! Just a second!
the book's unside down!

(giggle) I must be going now... I have a stroganoff to build. xoxox.

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Reviewed by Elaine Carey
hahahaha!
That's me in the kitchen.
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter
I'll meet you anywhere Katy, but lets go OUT for dinner. LOL
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
And the ducks ain't in the oven, they're up at the Dells, yuk, yuk. Mighty funny write.
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Are you eating too much cheese katy?...I think it's getting
to you LOL....I would take one of each...but I am dieting...
Low carbs.....not too bad...doing good....this was funny...
now go mark all your cookbooks....TOP...and ... Bottom...
floria
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Do you cook and live in Fort Stroganoff, Wisconsin?! I think I've been there! Right next to a cheese factory, I think.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Sighhhh....do you ever give up?

You so damn funny....would love to meet you in person..I swear I would love it!!

Love tinka
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Still laughing, I remember some cookies you forgot to add baking powder to.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Poets can make their own words, Katy, unside is just that, poetic license...works for me, the same way I read cookbooks, actually I don't. I have this one way to cook a few things, if it can't be cooked that way, well it will get cooked that way, and if it comes out okay, I will eat anything or Rufuz will...If it can't be microwaved, boiled or fried, I cannot cook it...Loved this one, more than a good write or read, a
great meal had by all...Rufuz and ed
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Chez Katy, you do the heart good. Great cookin'.
Love ya!
Leland
Reviewed by E T Waldron
hahaha Katy you gladden my heart with your gourmet foods!;-)LOL
Recipe for doo dads please!;-)
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
I, for one, would like to see the ingredient list for 'doo-dads.' I just had an image of Adam walking past the kitchen and saying, "What's that smell?...OH BOY!!! DOO-DADS!!!"
Reviewed by Lori Moore
Love the theme and the ryhme scheme. Nice one.
Reviewed by George Carroll
You are a funny lady indeed. Good one Katy
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie
ha ha...this was so cute! I loved this Katy!

Reindeer
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
Sigh... that's supposed to read "upside" down... not "unside"... Jaysus... I proofread like I cook!! LOL.. xoxox.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
i'll be there with bells on, katy! but WHEN i will get there, i have no clue; it's an AWFULLY long walk from texas to wisconsin! LOL funny write; you make me smile!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Dinner is at what time Katy? This was sooooo cute! Although that shoe thing did sound a bit tough! I just love your whimsical humor! Lisa
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Well, I . . . you . . . uh . . . it is . . . oh, boy . . . horse feathers! Funnier than grannies, . . . er . . better not go there.
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