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Cooking With Katy (DUCK!)
by Katy L Walsvik

Wednesday, March 24, 2004
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Pot-bellied biscuits
buttoned-down pies
this cookbook I bought
Is telling me lies.

Velveteen squash
with beer-battered butter
I'm preheating with every
word that I utter.

I'm not 'home on the range'
though I make a mean stew.
but octaves of eggplant?
1 patent leather shoe?

Formica potatoes
with cheesy prune soup
no wonder the blender's on strike
this is goop!

My 'doo-dads' are ready
but I'm wearing a frown.
OH, wait! Just a second!
the book's unside down!

(giggle) I must be going now... I have a stroganoff to build. xoxox.

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Reviewed by Elaine Carey 3/29/2004
That's me in the kitchen.
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter 3/26/2004
I'll meet you anywhere Katy, but lets go OUT for dinner. LOL
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 3/25/2004
And the ducks ain't in the oven, they're up at the Dells, yuk, yuk. Mighty funny write.
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 3/25/2004
Are you eating too much cheese katy?...I think it's getting
to you LOL....I would take one of each...but I am dieting...
Low carbs.....not too bad...doing good....this was funny...
now go mark all your cookbooks....TOP...and ... Bottom...
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/25/2004
Do you cook and live in Fort Stroganoff, Wisconsin?! I think I've been there! Right next to a cheese factory, I think.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/25/2004 you ever give up?

You so damn funny....would love to meet you in person..I swear I would love it!!

Love tinka
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 3/25/2004
Still laughing, I remember some cookies you forgot to add baking powder to.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 3/24/2004
Poets can make their own words, Katy, unside is just that, poetic for me, the same way I read cookbooks, actually I don't. I have this one way to cook a few things, if it can't be cooked that way, well it will get cooked that way, and if it comes out okay, I will eat anything or Rufuz will...If it can't be microwaved, boiled or fried, I cannot cook it...Loved this one, more than a good write or read, a
great meal had by all...Rufuz and ed
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip 3/24/2004
Chez Katy, you do the heart good. Great cookin'.
Love ya!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/24/2004
hahaha Katy you gladden my heart with your gourmet foods!;-)LOL
Recipe for doo dads please!;-)
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 3/24/2004
I, for one, would like to see the ingredient list for 'doo-dads.' I just had an image of Adam walking past the kitchen and saying, "What's that smell?...OH BOY!!! DOO-DADS!!!"
Reviewed by Lori Moore 3/24/2004
Love the theme and the ryhme scheme. Nice one.
Reviewed by George Carroll 3/24/2004
You are a funny lady indeed. Good one Katy
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 3/24/2004
ha ha...this was so cute! I loved this Katy!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 3/24/2004
Sigh... that's supposed to read "upside" down... not "unside"... Jaysus... I proofread like I cook!! LOL.. xoxox.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/24/2004
i'll be there with bells on, katy! but WHEN i will get there, i have no clue; it's an AWFULLY long walk from texas to wisconsin! LOL funny write; you make me smile!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 3/24/2004
Dinner is at what time Katy? This was sooooo cute! Although that shoe thing did sound a bit tough! I just love your whimsical humor! Lisa
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 3/24/2004
Well, I . . . you . . . uh . . . it is . . . oh, boy . . . horse feathers! Funnier than grannies, . . . er . . better not go there.
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