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Haircut for Rufuz
by Ed Matlack
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Rufuz does need a haircut, gotta wait till it warms up a bit more though...

Haircut for Rufuz…


 


Rufuz needs a trim,


Fur choking him,


Acts as if he is out on a limb,


If too soon he gets one,


And cooler air returns,


Rufuz will be shivering,


This he does not deserve…


 


Did it once before, cut his hair off,


Prior to the warmer weather,


He did shiver and whine,


Had to use a blanket to sleep,


Oh yes, of course he chose mine…


 


I hate to see him shiver,


Lack of hair the reason He does quiver,


So will leave it on, till the heat it does come,


Then bathe him, and trim him all at once,


Boy, will he hate me that night; I am no dunce,


Will have to keep my bedroom off limits then,


So he does not poop on my bed, just for spite…


                © ed – 3/24/04


 


 

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/25/2004
Hehehehe..shame poor Rufuz!!

Good luck Rufuz!!

Love tinka
Reviewed by Rene Swing 3/25/2004
lol....I do remember that too, when we gave him that haircut....He was just so mad at u...That was just way too funny.....lol
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