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If I Ruled The World
by Katy L Walsvik
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if I ruled the world
we wouldn't need money
so no one would work
and you'd all call me 'honey'

there'd be no chapped lips
flowers wouldn't die
I'd know how to make
a lemon merangue pie

I would not allow shoes
all feet must be bare
but there'd be no cut glass
so there's no fear there.

I will not allow any fighting or noise
unless, of course, my team is winning.
but your team will win on alternate fridays
so there's no shortage of reasons for grinning.

disease will away, all of them cured
tea will be served in the garden
you bring the cookies, I'll bring the cream
we'll have to wait for the jello to harden.

when you cast your vote
in 2 thousand and 3
think all of this over
then vote for me!

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Reviewed by A PAX 4/8/2004
are you a democrat?

Reviewed by Ronald Hull 3/30/2004
That's the trouble with politicians. You elect them to office and right away they want to rule the world! ;-)
Reviewed by L M (Reader) 3/26/2004
I could live in it excellent humor.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/26/2004
You'd make a GREAT President, Katy! I'd vote for you hands down!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 3/26/2004
As far as I'm considered, we could do no worse than hand over the reigns to you, Katy. I, for one, would very much enjoy eating cookies while barefoot in the garden.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 3/26/2004
LOLOL, I surly would, a new Eden
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 3/26/2004
NO SHOES?...although I love to go barefoot..
I am the next Amelda Marcos...LOL...a shoeaholic..
I'll think about it...LOL....floria
Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster 3/26/2004
Excellent write.
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 3/26/2004
Oh Katy! There's too much negativity in the political arena..We can't allow that to scorch your great sense of humor! We need it! Lisa
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/26/2004
Wonderful thoughts Katy!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Paul Berube 3/26/2004
Katy, wonderful and fun read. In a world where actors, singers and wrestlers run for office nothing is impossible. The way I figure it is,"Why Not A Poet." You Get My Vote.
Reviewed by George Carroll 3/26/2004
Sorry but GWB gets my vote and you my second vote
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 3/26/2004
OOps... Thanks, Jerry... em.. 2004 didn't rhyme? how's that for an excuse? Jaysus, that was SOME nap! (grin) katy xox.
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 3/26/2004
Taste testing too much of that Bailey's Irish Cream?
Reviewed by Joyce Hale 3/26/2004
Excellent, Katy!!!! You have my vote!!! Well done!!
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter 3/26/2004
You got it Katy, my more GB or Kerry.
How much longer for that jello to harden?
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 3/26/2004
I'll vote fer ya, katy but in 2 thousand and 4.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 3/25/2004
This would be a honey of a world Katy..
flowers wouldn't it!
Reviewed by jude forese 3/25/2004
i'd vote for you ;) clever poem ..
Reviewed by Jared Troutman (Reader) 3/25/2004
You've got my vote, Honey. I'll be sure to write your name on my ballot. This is really cute!

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