I will teach you this salute.
It come in handy when you make a goof.
The salute is not really hard to do.
You take your right hand and touch it to your head.
You try to go away then and forget.
The thing the salute is really good for is just simple things.
Like using the towel your mom
or wife had on the rack
for all her friends to see.
You really didn't mean to use it but
It was just right there in front of you.
Times will come when you lock your keys
In your car and have to remove the back seat.
The last piece of pie surely did taste good
And the last drink of soda went down so smooth.
Your friend's birthday came and went before you remembered it.
The dog was left home all alone and you forgot his favorite bone.
The call that told your brother that his football practice had been called off, just slipped your mind and he was the only one who showed up.
I know about a million things the worthlesss worm salute would cover. I know a lot of folks who like me forget they are human sometimes and fail to realize that we all do those little things that make us mad at ourselves but don't fret just do your worthless worm salute and remember not to ruin your day with thoughts of thing you di didn't mean to do. Tomorrow might be a day when you, yes I mean you the perfect person finds out. You might someday really need those tears you cried when it did no good
Or wasted your time worrying about the little things. It will be a shame when you realize your completely out of tears. The shortage will be your fault cause you used them all up for the little things you didn't mean to do at all.If you can add anything to this list. Please feel free to do so .