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by Ed Matlack
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Funny it is, that all afternoon, I have had the farts flowing so gooey,

Could it be the doctor used more than my share of KY so slick & eewy?

Now I know what someone of the anal sex persuasion does feel,

After another uses KY to place that of a d*** in there real…


Is this a conversation for this open forum?

Or should I have kept this to myself, I have no decorum,

I say what it is I like, I enjoy to make you laugh, maybe in order is another shot of rum,

Or a bit of a hit off my tai weed so strong, then I can’t type, nor stand, what a bum…


For now I will end this little dirty diddy, or is it a diddy of goo?

Either way, suffice it to say, you’re better off where it is you stay,

As far away as you can get from the east coast, as this smell has permeated the most…

              © ed – 3/27/04


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/28/2004
Heheheheh......another stinky write hey!!!

Oh you make my cheeks pain from all the laughing......not use to laugh so much in one day!! But thanks for the little joy you give me!!

Oh Shit you are so flippen funny!!

Love Tinka

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