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Bush Resigns
by Ed Matlack
Thursday, April 01, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I didnt know he was thinking about stepping down, even his dad would be better, therein we did not have a clown...

Bush Resigns...


 


Hands over reigns of the country to a better qualified choice,


Although he may be a bit dead, was in the ground where it is moist,


No actually I believe his ashes were sprinkled on a river in China,


That may be the reason for his being all wet, and yet…


 


This may just be another April fools joke without any taste, from ED…


       © ed – 4/01/04


 

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/1/2004
Ya -ya!!

Take care..lol!!

Love Tinka



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