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A tribute to the self, from the self and only about the selfish I am...

Ed Matlack,


Sometimes sharp as the proverbial tack,

Oftimes he does lack any tack,

Can be found mostly in the sack,

As sleeping is his thing, he does that without any lack…


As a writer, he is only mediocre being as such a literary hack,

In the short of it, Mr. Matlack certainly does lack any plaques,

To keep track of his long in the tooth knack

For writing so many little knick knacks…


So if you wish to read more poems taken out of his sack,

Please feel free to do so, remembering that the permanent vertical crack,

Is as always a smile, a smile the goes up and down, thereby creating,

A place to take a whack at, if you feel wronged by his creations from his “id”,

So most certainly and obviously, whacked!

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Its not easy to do a self poem. Wacky write :-)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Quite A good looking Whacko you are Ed!!

God I love the color of your Jeep..just fit for South Africa..the so called "rainbow"!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by john zimmerman
quite wacky, my friend!

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie
I loved this, excellent!

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
And a real nice package it is Ed...
You are one of a kind....
loved this self bio....floria
Reviewed by ya mama (Reader)
nice. dig this.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Is this part of your job resume? It's very good.
Reviewed by Michael Charles Messineo
Ed, I enjoy reading the writings of someone from another planet. What scares me is you might be their leader!!!

Keep em coming...
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Great tribute that why you are carrying that big stick?...incase you get whacked?....carry on my wayward son...reading your humor is fun.
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