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Ed Matlack
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, April 01, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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A tribute to the self, from the self and only about the selfish I am...

Ed Matlack,


Sometimes sharp as the proverbial tack,

Oftimes he does lack any tack,

Can be found mostly in the sack,

As sleeping is his thing, he does that without any lack…


As a writer, he is only mediocre being as such a literary hack,

In the short of it, Mr. Matlack certainly does lack any plaques,

To keep track of his long in the tooth knack

For writing so many little knick knacks…


So if you wish to read more poems taken out of his sack,

Please feel free to do so, remembering that the permanent vertical crack,

Is as always a smile, a smile the goes up and down, thereby creating,

A place to take a whack at, if you feel wronged by his creations from his “id”,

So most certainly and obviously, whacked!

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 4/22/2012
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 4/29/2004
Its not easy to do a self poem. Wacky write :-)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/1/2004
Quite A good looking Whacko you are Ed!!

God I love the color of your Jeep..just fit for South Africa..the so called "rainbow"!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by john zimmerman 4/1/2004
quite wacky, my friend!

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 4/1/2004
I loved this, excellent!

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 4/1/2004
And a real nice package it is Ed...
You are one of a kind....
loved this self bio....floria
Reviewed by ya mama (Reader) 4/1/2004
nice. dig this.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/1/2004
Is this part of your job resume? It's very good.
Reviewed by Michael Charles Messineo 4/1/2004
Ed, I enjoy reading the writings of someone from another planet. What scares me is you might be their leader!!!

Keep em coming...
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 4/1/2004
Great tribute that why you are carrying that big stick?...incase you get whacked?....carry on my wayward son...reading your humor is fun.

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