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She said: Men?! He said: Women!?
by Gary Stonecipher

Saturday, April 03, 2004
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She said:  Men are men,
  and all men fool around,
    that's just the way they are.

He said:  How can you say that!
  If all men fool around,
    then something is amiss.

She said:  How so?!
  Men are always skirt chasing,
    that's just the way they are.

He said:  If that were so,
  for every man fooling around,
    there has to be a woman... getting some.

She said:  No Way!
  Women are not like men,
    they're just not built that way.

He said:  If what you said were true then...

  1... all men must be fooling around with other men!
      -or-
  2... all men must be keeping sheep in their closet!
      -or-
  3... all men must be fooling around with women!!!

She said:  but... but... but...
  I know all men fool around,
    and women are just not built that way!

He said:  Then there must another explanation!

      Maybe...

When women fool around, they do
not fool around, as they must take on
every Tom, Dick & Harry Man they see.
      -or-
Maybe it's the lie that's different!
  Women get much more than they say!
      and...
  Men don't get near as much as they say!

There must be a moral here someplace...
  Perhaps it's about Human Nature!
The Preassure of our Peers make us lie...
  cause it ain't cool to be different!
      -or-      
What will the neighbors think if they...
  new the truth about who we really are!

I wonder which is really more important?
  1... What others think of you?
      -or-
  2... What you think of yourself?

Nota Bene:
  The lies you tell your peers and neighbors,
    are the same lies they are telling you!
Because...
  You are loving thy neighbor as
    thy neighbor is loving you!

WWJD --- He's laughing his arse off!!!
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Reviewed by A PAX 4/3/2004
lololol
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 4/3/2004
Oh!...and so from now on...

All men can fool around and talk about it;
and women just presume that they are lying.

Wowee! That's a good one! I'm glad I wasn't your wife.

~ May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel ~



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