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Tiny Red Rock
by Ed Matlack
Friday, April 09, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Mr Kostro sort of inspired this write, but he doesn't know it yet...

Tiny Red Rock...


Hey, I am gonna get a tiny red rock,

No, not those brick looking things, a block,

No, this is a neato tiny red rock, direct from,

The pleasant state of Utah, Ed K is going there on vacation…


Most people do the islands or the Disney deal,

But Ed & his missus, they go to Utah, to watch the animals,

Personally I think that is what the animal network is for,

Real animals up close and personal, on your TV screen,

No need to be upset or otherwise scream, only if you go with Ed, NO WAY!


Be cautious dear Ed and better half; you never know what creature lurks,

Around that bend, or in that cave, you may come to your end,

We don’t want to lose you Ed around here, and we have come to feel sorry,

For your other half, the poor dear, putting up with you all these years…


                © ed – 4/10/04






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Reviewed by Bobbie Hess (Reader) 4/12/2004
I'm sure Ed and the missus will have a wonderful time and will be more than careful. I like the way you express your concern. b
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/10/2004
Ed K must do this more often to you....this was some good poem Ed M!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 4/10/2004
Nonsense! She's a lucky woman, indeed, Eddy, me dear! (Hi, Rene.. lol). Oh, how grand and glorious to be off to commune with animals... they're far more relaxing than visiting some people I know! lol. I'm a huge fan of the animal channel... have a major crush on the crocodile hunter.. AND his family! Have a safe and marvelous journey. See you on the 'flip' side? katy xox.
Reviewed by john zimmerman 4/10/2004
good write, ed

Reviewed by Lori Moore 4/10/2004
I hope you have a wonderful time and view all the animals native to the area. Sounds like a wonderful break from the Disney mouse.

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