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Belly Button Lint vs. Butt Fuzz
by Ed Matlack
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Tis a never ending battle between these two opposite sides of the same body...

“Belly-Button Lint vs. Butt Fuzz”


Lint or fuzz, which way do you go?

Personally the fuzz does stink, so,

I go with the lint, from my deep, deep inny,

Which do you have, an inny or outy?


Belly buttons and butts, am I stretching here or what?

No other ideas have I for writes today so herein have fun,

I hope you get some today, or none, what ever makes you happy,

I know, I know, this poem is becoming altogether quite sappy,

But you know I love to make you laugh,

Even a laugh that is only a half, better than no laugh at all…


Lint from the button, is just so much soft and pliable,

Butt fuzz on the other hand, has this odiferous nature to it, yes stinky,

It could also be called altogether quite kinky,

As most have nothing more to do with their butt fuzz,

Than to wash it out as much as possible, yes, gotta get out the scuzz!    


So don’t be making disgusting comments regards my study herein,

For I stayed away from what could be called “rear-end” humor…J

                   © ed – 4/10/04



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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
inna outa stinky poooo pic...nice write tho!!

Dear lord that is one helluva ugly!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
I got an Inny, and when I stick my finger in there and pull it out, it goes vvvvvvvvvvoooooooooop, suction.
My ole man used to work in the tyre industry once upon a time, and he told me about this bloke there who invited the boss home to his house one day, and then he said, that they could go over his collection of Ass hairs. He got the sack!!

So mate this is funny in a fuzzy sort of way, but dont invite the boss home to view the lint or dags will you hehe.
Awww you kill me and it hurts, ( blasted gallstone )

Anyhow hope you had a happy Easter.
Willow is getting to big to get behind the bed already lol, she is gorgeous, dead set.
Duchess loves her,like she's her pup or something.
XXXX Ch'erie
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Ed this is hilarious
you really woke me up with this one
Clap! Clap! Clap!
Happy Easter

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
this is shall we say, most (ahem!) interesting! only you can write about belly button lint and butt fuzz and make it entertaining! funny write! you are much braver than us, that is for DANG sure! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

personally, i'll take belly button lint...didn't know butts were fuzzy

fuzzy things are cute--but butt fuzz??? i'll pass LOL

you'll write about anything--you're braver than i LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. *innie* LOL
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Neighbor, you've got WAY too much time on your hands! And I thought we had a deal...don't give away my secrets and I won't give away yours. **laughing**
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Oh my gosh...your sense of humor is
astounding...Happy Easter to you Ed..
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
It's an "inny", you nosy thing, you! I'm thinking of holding a "telethon" to get you some ideas to write about... obviously, if we leave you alone with yourself, you have a tendancy to undress and quiz your body for brainstorms! LOL. Please tell me you DO NOT save your 'butt fuzz'... Jaysus, now you have ME doing it! sigh... yep.. I'm grinning... but I'm also scratching my head! LOL... Love when you 'bare' it all, Ed. hehe... katy xox. (put your clothes back on, silly).
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