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Boating with the Bunny
by Ed Matlack
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Not the best, but had to do something for easter...I guess

Boating with the Bunny


On islands the bunny still visits,

Using a boat and life preserver,

His motor; paddling with them big ole feets,

He can get up some speed, but for him not a great feat…


He brings all the children on the island many treats,

Then on the way home he sinks and with those feet, he does beat,

The sharks and the fishies trying to take the rest of his treats,

So if you’re out fishing and see a bunny on the end of your line,

Reel him in slowly, so as not to get his ears caught in your twine…


Dry him off, give a small boat, and send him on his way,

So other island kids can have their easter treats too this day,

They will be forever thankful, near as I can figure & say…

                © ed – 4/10/04





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Reviewed by Bobbie Hess (Reader) 4/12/2004
Happy Easter (belated) to you! This was cute, Ed. I'd ask where you get your ideas, but I'm almost afraid to know. Enjoyed . . . b
Reviewed by James Justice 4/10/2004
This makes me hungry for a few easter treats. :)
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 4/10/2004
This was sweet and lovely Ed, I loved it!

Reviewed by na na (Reader) 4/10/2004
Lovable poem Ed. You did something nice. Just saw you BIO picture.
Very handsome indeed. Happy Easter. Bill Murray
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 4/10/2004
Delightful sentiments, Ed. Happy Easter to you. Love and peace. Regis
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/10/2004

this is adorable! i love your poetry and your wacky sense of humor!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 4/10/2004
Hahahaha this is cute...
My grandson will love this...
as I print it out for him...
Our bunny comes in on a four wheeler..
LOL....he's land locked....
Have a great Easter Ed...floria
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