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Why (from the paws of Rufuz)
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, April 14, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Humor and pets as always from Rufuz...

WHY(from the Paws of Rufuz)


Why is Mommy sitting on Daddy?


Why is she jumping up and down on Daddy too?


Is she trying to break him in half?


That long thing between his legs yes, his shaft?


Why do they chase me away, I only want to see,


Daddy says he can feel my eyes and ears,


Peering over the foot of the bed, how can he?


Mommy is in the way & their eyes are shut,


Boy, I never get to do nothin’,


Betcha other doggies get to watch whatever it is they are doing?


Anybody want a doggy like me, I think I will run away from home,


They won’t even know I am gone; they don’t care,


Heck, they don’t know when I am there,


Why do they treat me this way?


Daddy says I will forget it in 5 minutes, how long is 5 minutes?


Hey, he was right, what the heck was I talkin’ about just now?


I hate it when Daddy and Mommy are right,


Hey dad I need to go out and pee,


Yeah open the door, I can do it on my own, I am a big boy now…!


                   © Rufuz – 4/14/04  







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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/16/2004

a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do (a woman, too) they're just having fun :)

you are a mess, rufuz...go to the other room, they don't need an audience! LOL

good boy (((HUGS))) and love, karla.

ed and rene, SHUT THE DOOR!! LOL
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/16/2004 are too much! LOL fun write!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your auntie karen in texas. :D

give your daddy a (((HUG))) too, okay??
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader) 4/15/2004
Well, Rufuz, some spectator sports can only be witnessed by the players themselves. Besides, if you got too excited and started barking, it could distract Mommy and Daddy's concentration. THEN think of the trouble you'd get in....
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/14/2004
Rufuz my daughter asked me the same quistion about 27 years ago....and still remembers!!

Happy days are here again Rufuz......I am sue daddy was very happy to suffer under moms pressure! breaking him in half....thats what shafts are for to keep him together!

Love Tinka

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Scott Zachary 4/14/2004
I agree, Rufus, I hope she breaks him in half, too. But then, half of nothing is still nothing. Keep pawing those keys, Woofie!

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