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Butt Plug


Necessary for the stoppage of the flow,

Or maybe a better way to say the hershey squirts, never slow,

Immodium a good way to go too, just don’t strain too hard, or you will surely blow…


The plug mentioned above, so pliable could get stuck inside,

Then off you will be going for a short little ride,

To the doctor or emergency room, the nurses and doctors all will be just so snide,

Hell, I would too, and announce it I would over the public address system,

So all would know, how truly stupid a certain person is, walking with a short stride…


So take it from me, do not use the plug; use the pill, safer it is, but still,

The plug is the way to go, if old fashioned is the way you are,

Taking it out, although, may produce a scream so shrill,

Otherwise, for you it may in fact be a thrill…

                             © ed – 4/14/04 



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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/16/2004

never heard of them--sounds...painful

interesting, but funny, write (to those wearing butt plugs, it's not so funny)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. *ow* NOT ME NOT ME
Reviewed by James Justice 4/15/2004
You sure do know alot about these kinky things, butt plugs, co#K rings.. Funny
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 4/15/2004
hey Ed maybe you could patent it and get rich...
lol...thanks for the laugh today...I needed it..
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader) 4/15/2004
So, neighbor, you're not speaking from experience, are ya? **laughing** Hey, thanks for your reviews and messages. You're awright in my book!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/14/2004
Awwwwwwwww!! Did someone or something mess with you Ed?

Don't worry rather be happy okay!!

I will go for immodium!! {and get "Hardegat"}

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Evelyn Simon 4/14/2004
LOL! You are a riot. I bet you are a lot of fun at parties.
I'd like to have you at one of my parties.
This poem was great, thanks for sharing.
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