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How Dragon Acquired His Breath
by A PAX
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It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. J. R. R. Tolkien

 

How Dragon Acquired His Breath

A dragon licked the morning sun
To see if it was baked and done
He could not wait and took a bite
And found that it was spiced just right


YUM!

Nibbles leading up to ten
Drank a lake...then ate....again!
Gobbled more and then he belched
As rumbles down below he felt!!


OUCH!

His stomach churned and he felt warm
His brow was moist, as boils formed
His throat was raw, his swallow sore
And yet he hungered...for some more!!!


GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!

Just another lick or two
He had his fill....as belly grew
He drank a pond...then nibbled more!
His eyelids closed, and then he snored


ZZZZZZZZZZZ

He dreampt he flew in darkest skies
Around in circles did he fly
He wished that he could find some light
And then he belched!!!


AND MADE THINGS BRIGHT!!!

AHHHHHHHH


He shook his head as he woke up
Scratched his belly....then hiccuped!!!
He made a candle of a tree
SOME dreams came true ....as you can see!!!


MUUUHAAAHAAA

Hot stuff, huh???


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Great write Anita!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Jack Roberts
LOL This is Great! I'm with Dani, I wish I wrote it too!! lol

Jack
Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Damn! This is sooooooo good....I'm reading it to Ashleigh!

Hot stuff indeed.....Buggar......I wish I wrote it too.....lol

ty, Miz GG .....Dani
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Aw, this was just great. i love how you take an idea and roll it around, shape it, and come out with this hiliarious tale. I envy you this lighthearteness because my stuff is usually so dark. Even my lightheartedness is dark tinted.
Reviewed by Robert Montesino
This is fantastic! Enjoyed lots...such a clever girl & the graphic awesome!
Reviewed by Christine Morell
I agree, this is fabulous and should be in print.You have a priceless sense of humour Anita.
~Chrissie :)
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Nothing gutteral about this;-) Fantastic poetry A. Brilliant imagery,with your wonderful whacky humor! I love it!!!Should be in a book!
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Heh heh heh brilliant Anita...humorous...
LOL at andy....floria
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
My ex-mother inlaw had that kinda breath, thanks for the laugh..
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