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by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Thursday, April 15, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Went to make a wish,
fell in with the fish.
Tried to get out,
got bit by a trout.
Finally crawling to dry ground,
I walked splish splash around.

My wish came true ,
I wished for Sue.
I was sued for everything I got,
even my stew pot.
Now I have nothing,
but I'm still wishing for something.

Something finally fell on me,
it knocked me in the sea.
A shark bit my toe off,
now my step is soft.
I'm finished with this wishing,
going out fishing.

While fishing my boat sank,
now my boats in the tank.
As I swimmed ashore,
I wished for the far away shore.
My wish came true ,
I ran back into Sue.



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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/16/2004
Funny one Grady!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/15/2004
hahahaha Grady you have a wicked sense of humor!;-)
Excellent write!
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 4/15/2004
This was so funny, excellent Grady!

Reviewed by ya mama (Reader) 4/15/2004
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 4/15/2004
LOL, gunna su sue, for a new shoe, but go with no toe?
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 4/15/2004
What a trip, glad Sue was the eventual prize. Fanmtastic!
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 4/15/2004
I knew it would be...I have a headache and
I knew if I came here I would get a laugh..
loved this friend....floria
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