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Pizza & The Computer, a Bad Situation Waiting to Happen…
by Ed Matlack
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Pizza, not meant to be near the computer...

Pizza & The Computer, a Bad Situation Waiting to Happen…


Pizza with extra cheese, please,

Lots of gooey sauce, garlic, pepper & salt,

Cut it just right, oh yes,

Make it the way I like, if you please…


The computer keyboard, made to type on,

Not as a dish for pizza slices with cheese melting off,

Kept my eye on it, but still,

Got up to get my soda, and what do you know it spilled…


Now my keyboard is full of pizza sauce & cheese,

So much gooey it is, that the keys don’t all work,

So if I screu up a bit, you will understand y,

The only thing I can seem two do is sit here and sigh…

                        © ed – 4/17/04

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Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader) 4/17/2004
LOL--what a fine mess you've got yerself in this time!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/17/2004
Got cheese?!
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 4/17/2004
Hahahaha so so sorry Ed...Never eat at the computer...
I guess you wont anymore...NOw I dont know if this is
true but someone once told me they took their keyboard
and detached it and put it in the dishwasher....OOOH..
I can't believe that would work....don't think I would
try it without some information....hope you get it
cleaned off....maybe rufus could lick it clean...
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/17/2004

LOL--don't mean to laugh, but i could just picture it


hope you get it straightened out soon--least you didn't spill beer in it!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

hold the onions! LOL
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/17/2004
Oh My...hope it will be okay soon!!

just shows you if you eat doomed!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/17/2004
oh, no!! i pray that i never do something like this! ewwww, what a disGUSting mess! enjoyed this one! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your tx. friend, karen lynn. :D
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