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Pissed at my PC
by Katy L Walsvik

Sunday, April 18, 2004
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Pissed At My PC

My brain and my fingers are working away
But the system is slow
And it WILL have its way!
Just when I find
That I really do need it
Oh, why am I still
Such a computer eejit!
"The System' they call it,
but HAH! i do say!
There's NO system to it.
UP today..DOWN today!
I work very hard. I try to be nice,
But this hunk of old hardware
Sneers back: NO DICE!
I've never done anything mean
To its keyboard
So why is it nasty and unkind
To me, Lord?
I click on the mouse,
It freezes my arrow,
Just sits there and mocks me.
It just doesnt care, oh
I get it now! It wants to reboot.
Well, why not just say so?
ILL GIVE YOU A BOOT!
You can't make MY day go
To hell, so be careful
My headstrong computer.
If I see your girlfriend,
The laptop, I'll SHOOT HER!


So there!!!! (yes, Virginia, I'm grinning) xox.

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Reviewed by Patricia Boudreau (Reader) 4/24/2004
LOL...so true..so true !!! You capture it perfectly !!!
Reviewed by Mark Mahoney 4/21/2004
I think your pc and mine Katy must be related in some way, mine does what it wants when it wants and seldom wheni want it to...oh the joys of technology, un plug the fecker and threaten to replace it with a laptop, always works for me anyway...well for a few hours at least...lol, a write i think many relate to and many more understand the frustrations of wanting to kick it out the window...take care my dear, smile...its free...Mark xx
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter 4/19/2004
yep..been there. ha hah ha. is there anything you cant poetize, Katy?
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 4/19/2004
I pissed at my computer once. After that it wouldn't work, had a big yellow stain, and stunk like hell. There. I said it and I feel better. Do you?
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/18/2004
Know the feeling!!

Love Tinak
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 4/18/2004
Arrow freezes,
Maybe a cold it has,
Trust me, cold is how it may feel,
Here I sit, freezing in 85 degree weather,
Can't blame the "pooter", it is the operators fault they say...

Enjoyed, needed a laugh this afternoon, yes today... ed
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 4/18/2004
Hahaha been there...done that...hate when that
arrow freezes...I think sometimes it is the
internet jam and not the computer...I have a
newer one and it still happens to me...Loved
your sense of humor here Katy....floria
Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader) 4/18/2004
Katy...you are a scream!
Your sentiments in this poem are a lot like the ones
I wrote in my article on Computers in AD.
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 4/18/2004
I love your humor, you have brightened many days for me, Dear Friend.
Reviewed by George Carroll 4/18/2004
LOL I have that problem also. But you expressed much better than I could have. Great write
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/18/2004
Calm down, Katydid; I know it's hard. But the key is to talk nicely to the old guy. Like many of us, he's probably overworked and extremely tired!!

Take three deep breaths, whisper sweet nothing's in his ear, pour and nice cup of tea, and call me in the morning; you and your old puter will feel much better.
Reviewed by Jennifer Butler 4/18/2004
Yep, the first time my computer told me to reboot, I was considering which fashion label would get it done and how much I'd have to invest in footwear to be up to speed...
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen 4/18/2004
:D Haha, I know this scene intimately, Katy!! My used hunk of computer is just as tempermental!! However, in my case, I was one of the symptoms, if not the cause! Just can't stay out of the Control Panel, so many fascinating places to visit in there...

Going out to do yardwork and enjoy the sunshine. Wish you were here.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 4/18/2004
Shoot her low, make her suffer. Great rant that we ALL can understand, us conservatives, those liberals, even the . . . gasp . . . independants!
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