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Half a Man
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Again, what can I do but create humor & laugh, laugh, laugh...

Half a Man...


Half a man I feel without my love,

In Colorado doing what she really loves,

Buying and selling horse’s with her uncle she is,

God I hope she returns soonest, I miss her so much…


She goes away often, her uncle does travel,

Our lives together, well they have been, of late, quite unraveled,

I miss her so much, but I also envy her as well, feels wrong, feels right,

Can’t get my feelings herein very straight,

Want her to be with me, but also want her to be happy, I just feel so sappy, right now,

What can I do, she is still away, and I am here feeling altogether blue…


Well at least I can write, I can show to the world how I do not feel quite right,

Maybe someone out there; can show me the right path,

Or at least tell me to go take a cold bath…


So, Rene’ when you read this, you will then be in the know, that half a man is how I feel,

When my other half is on the road with the horses, better them than a calf,

Rufuz misses his mommy too, but still has daddy to play with and bite,

The only person I get to bite is myself, not a very happy prospect, especially at night…

                   © ed – 4/21/04 


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Reviewed by P. Michaels 5/1/2004
Ed, I hope your other half reads this and soon returns. It's touching. Very special write.

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 4/22/2004
I can feel how much you miss her ED...
hope she returns soon...loved reading this...
thanks for the fine critique of my poem...
kudos to you...floria
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/22/2004
May she return quickly, Ed. And please don't bite yourself.
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 4/22/2004
This was sweet Ed, I hope she returns to you soon!

Reviewed by Zenith Elliott 4/22/2004
I'm sure your love is pining for you too...the love that you both share keeps you whole! ~Z~
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 4/21/2004
Remember Ed, even half a man has one hand.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/21/2004
Oh this is touching and heartfelt Ed!!

Rather a half a Man than nothing my friend!!

"Without You" I am sure she/Rene feels the samae way!!

Take care okay!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 4/21/2004
Hope she gets back to ya so0n Ed......

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