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Internet Restroom
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, April 22, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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FINALLY, my humor seems to have returned,
Or did I just have to relearn,
What I knew inside,
Maybe I just had to the page, turn...


Internet Restrooms...


 

When will they discover,

Or maybe they just have to uncover,

The ability to provide,

For those that do not have to hide,

Their usage of the restroom, don’t mean to be snide…

 

We have just about everything else on the net,

So with a bathroom we would really be all set,

Never to have to jump up and run,

Never to have to hold our legs together,

Surely I am just having herein a great deal of fun,

But what the hell, if I can’t have fun here,

Where can I go to use the toilet, oh dear…

 

Maybe the time for an internet restroom has come about,

Maybe I can patent it, trademark it and send it out,

Do you think I have a chance, to make a few bucks?

Hope I do herein have all the special needed luck,

For if I were to market this idea, I bet,

Someone would come along and tell me it is theirs, I then would not be all set,

But don’t you fret,

A restroom for all us users will come about in time, yes right here on the internet…                     

                                        © ed – 4/22/04

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Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 4/22/2004
I want mine in lavendar...please be sure
that mine is that color OK? Heh heh
cute idea but UMMMMMM.....If you cant leave
the puter long enough to do that...you have
got a big problem...Hahahahaha...sorry Ed....
couldnt resist saying that...LOL...love this one..
floria
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 4/22/2004
tinkle, tinkle, silly Ed,
yes, your humor is 'well fed'
your idea is hilarious, it works for me,
oops! I'm sorry.. I've gotta pee! byeeeeeeeeeeee...

obviously, you're on a "roll".. hehehe... (don't squeeze the Charmin, you!) katy xox.
Reviewed by John Banasiewicz Jr 4/22/2004
thinking we need to make CAT5 cable water proof first so no electrical shock,,if we fix the problem then we got to wiped.. opps did i say wiped..
this was good cause for sure times I have wished for one while on the net,,
have a good week
Tommy
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/22/2004
First, get a long long hose and a large funnel,
Run it from your computer chair to an outdoor tunnel,
And Voila! An Internet Restroom.

PS Hurry and get a patent on this before someone steals it.
Reviewed by A PAX 4/22/2004

click your mouse, and right here sit
When u need to take a chit
gals or gents, or inbetween
Who cares, when no one sees your screen!
Wipe out!!!!!!!!!


lolol

pax A
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/22/2004
Would'nt that be nice just to click and whala......a "Microdrop"!!

Love Tinka



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