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Tree Housin'
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, April 22, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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OUr timing must have been bad, as our fort as kids, did hit the ground, as did our heads...

Tree Housin’…


Built for us monkeys,

Till we got older and more hunky,

Went up on it the other day, we did,

Just like when I was a kid…


Apparently our combined weight,

Now that we were grown,

Was too much for,

Its foundation of stone…


The old girl did a bit of a moan and a groan,

Giving us fair warning of an impending doom,

Crashing down she came,

Landing with a hollow thud,

Or was that the sound of my head,

When it hit the mud…?

                   © ed – 4/22/04

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/23/2004
Heheheheh Oh boy aauch!!

Love this one Ed!!

love Tinka
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 4/22/2004
Oh my this for real? grandson is dying for
a treehouse....I think I will just buy him a small shed..
LOL....and call it a club house....its safer...Hahahaha...
hope your ok...did rufuz go too?.....loved this one..floria
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/22/2004
Lucky you hit mud, not concrete! See, this proves we need more natural stuff like mud, and less artificial stuff like concrete.

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