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The Gypsy Madame Fernandez Considers Religious Rehabilitation Pt 4
by A PAX

Friday, April 23, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Alas! how deeply painful is all payment! Lord Byron



 

Madame Fernandez Considers Religious Rehabilitation

Now overwhelmed and at a loss
Madame Fernandez made the sign of the cross
Here was a ghost, exploring her home
She wished he would vanish and leave her alone!

He turned on her toothbrush, the lights and TV
The microwave, radio and the PC
Explored all the drawers, tried on her clothes
Sneezed in her powders......that tickled his nose!

He told her...I'm staying and all will be well
Your a sight for sore eyes...my loveliest bell
When I walked by flesh my manners were fame
But alas I've yet to remember my name!!!!!

She could not speak, all reason was naught
Was this the payment the occult had brought
I will start fresh, repent, change my ways
Then she knelt on the floor and on rosary prayed!

To be continued


There are 6 parts total


Muuuhaaahaaa


Lady A


Most people do not pray; they only beg. George Bernard Shaw


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Reviewed by Tactfully Naive 10/28/2006
Tried on your clothes? A transvestite or cross dresser of a ghost? The occult and repentance anon. This series reads like one of personal renewal.
Read on...
Reviewed by Fletcher Bailey (Reader) 5/4/2004
Really enjoying this. Just got done with four.

Fletcher B
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 4/26/2004
Often our prespections of what we are experiencing are influenced by our upbringing and knowledge shared with us. This shows that extremely well.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 4/24/2004
Great tale told in wonderful verse. Thank you for this offering, Anita. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/24/2004
This is good....this is really gooody Anita!!

LOL!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Mark Mahoney 4/24/2004
Anita, you have a great knack of drawing the reader in with your words, words which are very very cleverly used and this write is no exception, wonderful write bring on the rest...take good care...Markxx
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 4/23/2004
hahahahaha...you are good!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/23/2004
Okay the source(better than G.G.;-)Fantabulous!You really
have this down pat don't you! webehooked muuuuuheeheeuuuhahauuuwha
Reviewed by Dale Clark 4/23/2004
6 parts. How fun is that? I like it.
Reviewed by jude forese 4/23/2004
i really like how this series is developing ...
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 4/23/2004
Hahahaah this is so delightful....cant wait Anita..floria
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/23/2004
Fabulous - but only two more parts??!!
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 4/23/2004
Extereamly creative.....
Reviewed by andrea coltman 4/23/2004
Enjoyed this immensly will take a look at the rest of the parts in due course...best wishes Andrea
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 4/23/2004
Literally, the "first-date from hell", then! Pity, I had such high hopes for them, but still, maybe just a cross-cultural blip that can be sorted! Mme F obviously needs to take the power of the supernatural seriously and decide which side of the fence she would like to fall on...maybe Archangel Michael would be more to her liking?! But then, he probably picks his teeth, as well! This mini-series is greatly to be enjoyed, Anita, and leaves the rest of us "singletons" feeling totally inadequate - speaking personally, of course! KB
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/23/2004
(((lady a)))

i love this series--so clever and creative--well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)



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