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No Longer Does I Feel Like Trailer Trash…
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, April 24, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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No more can I be called trailer trash, I done did clean my rig today...

No Longer Does I Feel Like Trailer Trash…


That’s right, no longer does I feel like the trailer trash I was,

I actually washed the camper, with soap & water, getting off the scuz,

No more streaks, no more green moldy stuff, did it just cauz…


Had nothin’ to do today, sunny and warm it is, so thought it a good day,

To drag out the hose, the bucket, the scrub brush and all,

Next time it gets waxed, oh yes I will do that once a year,

Never know if I may go out on the road or just up the street for a beer,

So I washed it, in case the revenuers see me,

They won’t think I am a local bit of trash, movin’ the booze & the cash…


Now I look like one of them thar tourists,

The kind with the new rigs, you know the kind, the purists,

Just passin’ thru, on my way to who knows where,

Maybe I will stop here, maybe I will stop there…

                   © ed – 4/24/04   



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Reviewed by Rene Swing 4/29/2004
Love that pic, honey. I love the "Titainum Silver" thing parked in front of it She still looks good!
Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader) 4/25/2004
That thar looks like a mobile home, not a trailer. 'Sides that, one man's trash is another man's treasure. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I need to get my car washed. LOL!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/24/2004
You were never trailer trash, Ed. And your rig looks shiny and clean!
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 4/24/2004
Good for your trailer, Ed! Okay, I'm just puzzled by the word "does" in the title and in the poem. Did you use this word for a reason?

~ Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu ~
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/24/2004
Good on you Ed,,productive!!

Will you wash mine too?

Yours looks so shine...definatly not trash!!

Love Tinka

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