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Hey I got a twin...
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, April 24, 2004
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Do I have a twin, is he or she on my right or my left, is he me or is he she?

Hey I Got a Twin...


See him in the picture?

He is right next to me,

Yes, he is on my right,

Or is he on my left,

Or are we either one,

Or for the matter neither one…?


Never had I a twin before,

In fact I have no family members left,

All dead, all buried, all worm meat, isn’t that neat?

So I am high and writing this crazy thing,

Can I not get a buzz, and write something just cuzz’,

If you can drink your wine, or bourbon or Corona with lime,

Why can I not just get a buzz and write like weirder than normal,

If normal is what I am, then what is abnormal, ask I of Rufuz…?


We are both hippies, under the skin, and on the surface, ain’t it a sin?

We live in a motorhome, a clean one at that, at least on the outside,

The inside is too much a mess to or less to clean, so leave it so green…


Maybe if I leave it dirty long enough, he will clean it, yes my twin,

The one on my left or right, or maybe he is just not very bright,

Or is that me, the one not very bright, the one on the left, or right…!

                        © ed – 4/24/04

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Reviewed by Rene Swing 4/29/2004
Well, all I know is that I fell in love with the "real" Ed Matlack! So the other one, will have to find someone to love You know, I don't think the world is ready for another That is what makes us "unique!"

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/25/2004
Oh, my LORD!! This is too funny! You are a HOOT! LOL Thanks for sharing this hilarious write! I LOVED it! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Thanks for the >grins <, my friend! I needed em after a hard day at work!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/25/2004

a scream! love this hysterical write--enjoyed

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 4/25/2004
You complain, Eddy M, that I post too often for you.. Harrumph! Now I have TWO of you? 40 a day now? Jaysus.. my eyeballs will fall out.. and furthermore, sweetie pie, ARE they, he,she,IT? at all you? hehe.. Inquiring minds want to know... ok, mine does, anyway! LOL. Go on, now.. you've got some more poems to write, RIGHT? la dee da.. katy xox.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/25/2004
Hahahahahahha......I like the hairstyles best!!

But O' Those lips speaks the same languaga I guess.....or shall those noses do the thing.......when you smell a rat.....that Rufuz bring to swing the Fufifum!!

Two little devils on the level of!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/25/2004
This is very interesting news. Can the world now deal with - two Ed Matlacks? Hmm. I wonder.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 4/24/2004
LOL, you gota double, is he, she joining AD...
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 4/24/2004
hahahah! I think you've got the 3rd twin on your BIO's page. Heehee! A fun read, Ed!

~ Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu ~

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