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The Gypsy Madame Fernandez Gets A Room Mate Pt 5
by A PAX

Saturday, April 24, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Madame Fernandez Gets A Room Mate

Much to her annoyance and irritation
At constrast to his jubiliation
His attentiveness was here without end
Seems our Madame, had found a new friend

He spoke of his life, his deeds and his days
While she gritted her teeth, and glared in a craze
His nature was jolly, and pure as a child's
As he chatted away, content with a smile

What excitement to take a trip in her car!!
Down the road or anywhere far
With mischief he'd bear down on the gas
Then vanish when troopers would take her to task

And now enthralled by shopping malls
He'd run DOWN escalators tall
In grocery stores, he'd juggle
And toss fruits salads in the air

He loved the news and MTV
This box that showed all fit to see
A couch potatoe at heart he was
And hogged the remote......just because!!!

Madame Fernandez prayed day and night
Tried calling Pope Paul, to help with her plight
By every religion she prayed him away
But her nameless spectre continued to say

To Be Continued......


Q:What do you call a pear which lays its egg in the bodies of other fruit?

A:A parasite. (Punny Stuff)


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Reviewed by Tactfully Naive 11/1/2006
That's why it is a good idea to peer through the curtain or look through the peep hole before opening the door to invite the stranger in. Did it once with a woman. She overwhelmed us with her robust personality. What irked us was that she turned the tears on and off as if scripted. We never knew where we were with her. Eventually she ran out of tears and never came back. Phew!
Reviewed by Fletcher Bailey (Reader) 5/4/2004
Just finished 5. What better frined to have than a male ghost. And I'll wager that he doesn't leave the toilet seat up.

Fletcher B
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 4/26/2004
Some energies can be really pesky when they do not understand their actions are not exactly wanted. Great write!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 4/25/2004
And the beat goes on. And the beat is soft voodoo drums coming out of the dark jungle of the homo sapiens even darker thoughts. Write on. Carry on.
Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson 4/25/2004
guess i gotta play catch-up
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 4/25/2004
hahaha this was great...I could just picture him
on the esaalator...very interesting story and so
well written Anita...gosh...I wish I had written it..LOL..
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 4/25/2004
Oh no!! Part 5 already and not looking too good - for the cross-realm relationship that is, of course, NOT your stunning creativity here, which has us all gripped, Anita! I don't know whether to laugh or to cry!! I hope Steven Spielberg drops by... can quite see this taking off Hollywood-style with Julia Roberts and Jim Carey - quite an explosive combination! Apart from this classy write, the graphics and quotes contribute to this whole work being in a league of excellence all on its own. You have certainly found a very strong voice with this mini-series and it would be tempting to think that you may have started a trend - but few of us could even BEGIN to take this sort of thing on, so hats off to you - you go, girl!! Kate
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/25/2004
Delightful piece Anita!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Mark Mahoney 4/25/2004
As usual Anita, you continue to amaze me with your writings, i could read you all day and do just that quite often, very well done here, this reads like a gem, could be down to the fact it is...take good care..Mark xx
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/25/2004
An intriguing room mate, indeed. Love this series, and the opening quote.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 4/24/2004
Clever putting this serial in to poetry.

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry((:
Keep up the good stuff...
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/24/2004
Hahahaha!laydee A you are a deeeeelight!
so the spectre goes modern, what next?;-)LOL
( pun with pears lol;-)
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 4/24/2004
Hi Lady A:

I have not been here for a while, so I will have to catch up on all the previous ones. This sounds like a wonderful continuation of a story. Good write.

~ Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu ~

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