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Am I Boring You?
by Katy L Walsvik
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Gosh, it seems like we've only just started
7 hours?! all the rest have departed?
I still have more slides
Of these dresses for brides
Am I boring you?

Yes, my trip was a wondrous success
You MUST let me tell you the rest
Why, I've only begun
It's JUST quarter past one!
Am I boring you?

Is it hot enough for you today?
But they say we'll have T-storms tomorrow
This reminds me of when
It was one hundred ten!
Am I boring you?

Why of course not, how could you think that?
Im terribly sorry for snoring!
Perhaps if I nap
You could do one more lap
Dont be silly. (Oh, god, but she's boring!).

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Reviewed by Terri Tanner (Reader) 4/25/2004
So funny! I think I had a conversation (one-sided) with that same person, Katy. I read it as though you were the one bored--definately NOT the boring one.
Reviewed by Henry Lefevre 4/25/2004
Your poem reminds me of when I lived in a studio apartment and worked the rotating shifts. When one of my wife's friends stayed long enough to cut into my sleep schedule, I'd start taking off shoes. If that didn't work, I'd pull down the bed. If that didn't work ---. Real friends know how to take hints.
Reviewed by Sara Coslett 4/25/2004
Katy, you are too smart and funny to ever bore anyone. ~ Sara
Reviewed by Patricia Boudreau (Reader) 4/25/2004
LOL LOL are NEVER boring my dear !! Thank you for the smile :)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/25/2004
LOL!! Can you repeat that please Katy!! I boring you?

Love Tinka
Reviewed by John Banasiewicz Jr 4/25/2004
zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz.. opps fell asleep LOL..
no just joking this was good ..enjoyed it and thanks for giving me some joy from reading it
Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson 4/25/2004
hahaha cute
Reviewed by George Carroll 4/25/2004
Er what did you say
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 4/25/2004
Ha are never boring, always interesting! This was a fun poem to read Katy!

Reviewed by Londis Carpenter 4/25/2004
well.....yeah! (just kidding)
Katy your last verse reminds me of a series of
cartoons that one of the famous old magazines used to carry(perhaps Colliers I don't remember which one). It was called xhadow Talk. do you remember those? It would show a person doing or saying one thing, but their shadow would be doing what they really meant. They were once my favorites.
Reviewed by Tami Ryan 4/25/2004
Boring? You? Never!

Reviewed by jude forese 4/25/2004
your never bore you endure ;)

cute write ...
Reviewed by Denise Edwards 4/25/2004
I enjoyed this. Good humor, Katy.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 4/25/2004
Never a bore dear Katy
If I were to sail the seven seas,
I would want you as my matey,
All the way to the time I become eighty,
And become over weight & ugly, yes weighty,
Never will you bore me, dear Katy...

Now I just wish I could get your poems in email again, guess I will just have to track you by guessing...Peace thru Humor, Ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 4/25/2004
Katy the one thing you are NOT is boring..
I always smile big when I read you...
loved this....floria
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/25/2004
Thanks witty lady for the big smile I'm wearing right now!
Have a great day Katy!;-)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/25/2004
You are a hoot, dear Katy.
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 4/25/2004
I don't ever remember being bored when I was in your Den! I was too busy wiping tears of laughter!
Another cute write Katy! Lisa
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 4/25/2004
Perhaps you should go back to sleep. Another round of the snores!!!!! Heeeheee!

~ Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu ~
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