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Cold Shower
by Ed Matlack

Sunday, April 25, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Do I actually need one? Do I actually smell or is it my sexual desires, they are too fun...

Cold Shower…


This I seem to herein need,

Otherwise I will have to feed,

My desires for the lewd & lascivious, yes I will have to breed…


Was suggested, this cold shower, do I truly need one or do I smell?

I only herein dwell, with Rufuz, and he thinks I don’t smell like a shell,

With the clam that laid in the sun for a whole day,

Heat and light, no water, making him stink like that of death there he lay…


Rufuz smells like a dog, or maybe a log, one that has laid out like the clam above,

So he can’t tell if I smell bad enough for that cold shower, so mentioned to me,

So I can’t really know if I really need this shower, should I herein glower?


Oh what the hell, a shower is not a bad idea,

Then my laundry to the shore it will be done,

Another beautiful day, a bit cool at the ocean,

But I can go there just for a short trip,

And you dear Ed K, can only dream, hope I don’t make you scream…NOT!

                             © ed – 4/25/04

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Reviewed by Rene Swing 4/29/2004
hmm....a cold
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/25/2004
LOL Too funny, Ed; you are a riot! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/25/2004

LOL--a delight to read

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 4/25/2004
Hahahaah you washed the trailer and now yourself..
man you are Mr. Clean Machine...LOL...I read the
trailer one you wrote today but I am having my share
of puter problems today...keeps freezing up on me..
so I had to remove lots of my art and put it on
disks..hope that helps...liked this..have fun...floria
Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson 4/25/2004
do em both maybe twice
let your balls float
betcha it feels pretty nice
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/25/2004
No shower neede go take a dip in the ocean and feed the fish a clam!!

You on the funny honey roll again!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 4/25/2004
Ok, silly..

It's when your 'member'
Becomes too bold
That your showers, dear heart
Should be taken: COLD!

~grin~ Save some of that ocean for me, Eddy! katy xox. p.s. HI Rufuz!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/25/2004
A cold shower, is indeed, what you need,
Make haste, young man, with all due speed.
Then get to that ocean that is oh so grand,
There, with Rufuz, amid Nature's sea and sand.

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