This I seem to herein need,
Otherwise I will have to feed,
My desires for the lewd & lascivious, yes I will have to breed…
Was suggested, this cold shower, do I truly need one or do I smell?
I only herein dwell, with Rufuz, and he thinks I don’t smell like a shell,
With the clam that laid in the sun for a whole day,
Heat and light, no water, making him stink like that of death there he lay…
Rufuz smells like a dog, or maybe a log, one that has laid out like the clam above,
So he can’t tell if I smell bad enough for that cold shower, so mentioned to me,
So I can’t really know if I really need this shower, should I herein glower?
Oh what the hell, a shower is not a bad idea,
Then my laundry to the shore it will be done,
Another beautiful day, a bit cool at the ocean,
But I can go there just for a short trip,
And you dear Ed K, can only dream, hope I don’t make you scream…NOT!
© ed – 4/25/04