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The Gypsy Madame Fernandez Names The Ghost Pt 6
by A PAX

Monday, April 26, 2004
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The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers......... Marshall Mcluhan

The Gypsy Madame Fernandez Names The Ghost

As time went by the two became friends
Adjusting to fate, they learned to depend
There must be a reason for this unique bond
As time ticked away, they grew cosy and fond

They found a peace, except for the fact
This spectre was here, yet for a name lacked
She called him Casper, Marley, or Spook
And he'd growl like a wolf, with a snarling rebuke

He was so hurt by his lack of a name
He tried to remember by bashing his brain
For three hundred years this this cut to his core
She found him amusing, his worries a bore

Allow me to choose, a name for you
One that's DESCRIPTIVE, makes you feel new
Then we can consider the matter at peace
And she set out to name, the spectre deceased


Benjamin, Fred or Bartholameu
Glen or Miguel, Lenny or Lew
Blake, Ted or Sven, or Casper again?
Dexter, Astro, Jackie or Ken

Your so hard to please, lets get a name book
Browse thu the pages, give it a look
So the spectre spent many a night
Searching for names beneath the moon light

Madame had a secret she held with a smile
And waited till frustraion made him go wild
I've got the name for you, close your eyes quick
As she solomonly named him.........Lou Natic

Lou Natic = LUNATIC


To Be Continued

1 More Part

Lady A

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Reviewed by Tactfully Naive 11/2/2006
The lunatics are on the grass, remembering when daisy chains were rented, got to keep those loonies on the grass. Oh oh, Lou Natic is in my hall and he's thundering in my ear! Get him out you who named him Lou Natic, get him out!
Reviewed by Fletcher Bailey (Reader) 5/4/2004
Lady A, I am looking forward to the final chapter.

And using your own words Mwaaaahaaahaaa...

Fletcher B
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 4/26/2004
Giddy-up-go and do it again. Yep.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/26/2004
Lol!! Delightful piece Anita!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 4/26/2004
Yey! There WILL be another part - due, doubtless, to public demand! Remember Friends probably only started as a pilot...! I remember, way back in the First Episode of Mme F & Roomie, that his inability to remember his name bothered him, I think, so glad to see here that he will now be able to "rest in peace".... - oops! Hope I haven't preempted things here! Write on, Anita!! Keep the punters guessing... Kate xx
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/26/2004
You really are a lunatic, a G.G. loony;-)heehee!
This is great why should it end? Keep it going;-)
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 4/26/2004
LOL and enjoying the way you are showing their bonding as they come to understand each other.
Reviewed by Sue Hess 4/26/2004
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader) 4/26/2004
Excellent writing this is really good Lady a~
{need to catchup.
Reviewed by Debashish Haar (Reader) 4/26/2004
Wonderful writing, Anita...waiting for the next part to be unveiled!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/26/2004
These get better and better and better! Looking forward to the next one.
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 4/26/2004
Lady, you are a grand story teller! I've enjoyed each of these..and anxiously await the last one!
Thank you for sharing so all that can be delighted. Lisa
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